I wouldnât inflict that on anyone.
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Apart from the cunty train drivers I came face to face with the cunty just stop oil protesters
There were getting a fair bit of abuse
They were asking for donations- I offered to donate my foot up his arse, if he didnât get out of my way
Being asked to up my posting on LinkedIn - and me asking just how much business weâve won from people contacting us as a result of posts and seeing us on there - a big fat zero. 
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I missed the 1st âMusic Festivalâ of the season while in Hospital.
Tonight it is TVP from Opole.
This will be my first attempt to watch Polish music sober.
I blame You Tube for this horror - canât find the Hampshire game.
And Whoop Whoop. Next weekend is the big free gig in Zabierzow our next door neighbours. Chloe is actually amazingly famous consiering she has two big hots and one #1 single
This will of course be a pleasure, because next weekend I can guzzle the cheap beers!
You could join me, fire up your VPN to Poland and download TVP Go from Playstore
Incredibly useful if you have a long train journey this evening and want some space, just play the music through the speaker - carriage to yourself
Christ Phil.
First act comes on and I go - oh wow Gromee
Mrs P_F stares at me that I recognised him
Heâs like the local Calvin Harris ish sort of dude whoâs doing some mix thing with the decks, loads of different live bands/singers and a full on Orchestra
Hedges are absolute wankers
Just. Stop. Growing.
Now sat trying to regain my courage after a ten foot ladder tank slapper
Heart rate is in the low 170s
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Yeah, I feel for you.
Mrs C_S has decreed that I will also be hedge cutting on the hottest day of the year so far. Must have sweated out at least a gallonâŚ.restorative pint of ice cold water hasnât even touched the sides.
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Wow, that is pure evil from TVN Poland this evening.
Bridget Jonesâ Diary? Seriously? On UCL Finals night.
Damn, the Divorce Lawyers will be busy on Monday
Wanker hedge update
It looks shit
On account of I canât reach across the top
And our neighbour is dead and not cutting his side of the hedge
The Ayatollah is not content
Now I have to cut his side of the hedge for his fucking feckless cunting family who have only turned up on the scene for the first time for 20 years now there is a sniff of an inheritance
Apparently they are too busy / tight to do it
Cunts
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I had a plan for today. It was great. It involved my 1st actual mountain hike.
I made a packed lunch the forecast was great got in car and Mrs P_F had gone with BiL and there was no petrol in the car. At all.
Cvnts.
So by the time i got SiL to run me to tge gas station with a can, the time slot was gone
So i went to (insert unprounounceable name) next town up the road to their Farmers market & to check out the stadium for BMX bikeing at the European Games week after next.
Popped into their Lidl, needed Eggs & Bread and.
How does that even work?
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A lovely, sunny day at Salisbury races. Free entrance with our Hampshire memberships and not one fucking winner in 7 races.
My form is permanent. I did the same at Cheltenham in March and including the other bets I did that week, plus The National and The Derby iâm 0 out of 25.
But the weather was nice.
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My last trip there - probably 35 ish years ago with a mate from the Village Cricket Team.
Made the stupid mistake of saying "If we pick the winners of the 1st two races weâll hit the Champers.
Well, we hit the winners of the first four races and then the 6th.
I recall getting home about 2am, getting shit from the ex Mrs P_F and throwing about 100 qud at her saying buy a nice frock or something.
Yeah, I never gamble
Since.
'cos NEVER gonna better that day out
How do you bet on a four legged shitting machine ?
The bastards at Ethiopian airways lost my bag in Addis and now cannot find it.
I cannot charge my laptop as the charger was there
Lager smells like wet cornflakes ?
Lager is wet cornflakes?
Cornflakes are just solid beer?
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Itâs hot
Fucking hot
Half an hour ago I open the bedroom windows to cool upstairs down a bit
And some stupid cunt has just lit a bonfire
Fucking seriously??
What kind of simple minded knuckle dragging bell ended cock womble would do that?
Now the whole house smells of smoke
Cunts