😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

[BTripz]

@CB-Saint

And that is my guilty food secret - I fucking love a McDonalds breakfast

I am with you on this, and the coffee.

It’s the only thing I drive through McDonalds for.

[CB-Saint]

That bit is ok - its the cold water /sparkling water bit that is up the spout

They say that because of the way it fires out of the tap you can pass your hand through it without scalding. I would love to know who would try this out - it feels like that auto braking feature on new cars - who has the bottle to try it out

[Polski_Filip]

26 years in the sandpit with Pork-free McDs’.
Trust me a Bacin & Egg McMuffin on any trip to normal ville was an absolute joy.
As was the amazing Samurai Pork Burger we only ever found in Thailand.

[Cobham-Saint]

@CB-Saint

sparkling water bit that is up the spout

You mean you didn’t have a soda stream installed???

[CB-Saint]

Oh no - we had a perfectly good soda stream that we bought 2 months before the kitchen project started

[CB-Saint]

I still have the bastard

[Cobham-Saint]

@BTripz

@CB-Saint

And that is my guilty food secret - I fucking love a McDonalds breakfast

I am with you on this, and the coffee.

It’s the only thing I drive through McDonalds for.

What is wrong with you people…?

[Cobham-Saint]

Probably best not suggest to the Ayatollah that you can manage with it instead, right?

[scotty]

@CB-Saint

And that is my guilty food secret - I fucking love a McDonalds breakfast

@BTripz

I am with you on this.

It’s the only thing I drive through McDonalds for.

[CB-Saint]

If I want to remain attached to my balls, I’m staying schum

Not one “I told you so” will leave my lips

[lifeintheslowlane]

I take it you haven’t tried the Colonic Irrigation attachment yet then?
Strange it’s one of the major selling points in their advertising.

[scotty]

I always loved that band.

Public Enema.

[Polski_Filip]

FFS

What a shit pun

[lifeintheslowlane]

Obviously bowelled over by @scotty’s erudition.

[scotty]

There’s also a TV sitcom about it.

Sluice Women.

[BTripz]

@CB-Saint

That bit is ok - its the cold water /sparkling water bit that is up the spout

Gas bottle run out already?? Did they fit a full one or did they empty it when fitting your new kitchen?

And £1,150 for a tap???

[CB-Saint]

Actually with the cold bit it’s a good way over £2k

But luckily it was “free” with the kitchen so that’s ok then

These are the sort of things that slip through when you are too busy fighting a desperate rearguard action on something else significantly more expensive

[CB-Saint]

Fucking thing seems to be working again now

This is going to be fun

[lifeintheslowlane]

After last month’s largesse of £300 from Ernie I get a fuckin’ measly 25 quid this month. Tightwads.

[scotty]

@CB-Saint

Fucking thing seems to be working again now

This is going to be fun

If you invest as little as a measly couple of thousand on such a crucial item as a kitchen tap then you really can’t expect it to be reliable. You get what you pay for, I’ve no sympathy.