😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

It was ā€œfreeā€ - the Ayatollah keeps telling me so

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So was your Marriage Licence…

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…pause for hollow laughter…

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The marriage license is free - the decree absolute? Not so much

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So, we offloaded all of our old CD collection and went all online modern.

Mother In Law has recently been sending Mrs C_S CDs that we ā€œmight like to listen toā€.

Have been frantically trying to find a cheap CD player to be delivered before the royal visit.

Not so cheap these days, but thank you Amazon :pray:

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I bought one of those shiny CD thingies today…also got a freebie digital whatsit too. I’ve got stacks of those CDs stacked up in my study.

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For use as futuristic coasters?

Yes heading West…

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…In the coasters heading towards Cornwall. Capiche ?

What, you’re throwing them in that general direction?

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Yeah, don’t I know it…

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I paid cĀ£90 back in the day for an Archbishop’s special licence to get married out of parish oop north in Didsbury. I’m still thinking whether it was good value….as is Mrs C_S I’m sure.

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The naysayers have a point. The texture is iffy and moving to completely non-recyclable packaging to save the amount of non-recyclable packaging is not a virtue. Imho of course.

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Being ā€œsharedā€ with me as proof my time spent in the garden isn’t wasted…along with a list of jobs I need to tackle….

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Having had a cold for over a week.
Last cold was probably several years before Covid, so I had totally forgotten how ill you feel, and how long the fucker sticks around.
Hopefully no one else in the house gets it.

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Having looked at my CV this is all Linkedin think I am good for.

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in full Bletch mode cunts

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I dream of a job at ASDA…

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This is why cameras/phones should stay out the bedroom I look like a Neopolitan icecream.

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Looks like a lot of it has melted.

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