😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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Going to Cheltenham and, for the 2nd year running, not having one fecking winner.

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9031

OK, so got Mum C_S a birthday present via Amazon - ordered it on Tuesday- but inadvertently asked for it to be sent here - only noticed because the order dispatch notice got emailed to me - telling me I can’t change the order. It also said it would be delivered on Saturday, not Friday as the original order confirmed.

Did a reorder to the correct address at 8am this morning and it arrived at Mum’s home before 1pm!

Mrs C_S is getting an extra Mother’s Day pressie though :roll_eyes:

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9032

Does she need another vibrator, then? :thinking:

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9033

Why would I be buying a vibrator for a Mother’s Day gift for my mum in the first place??

9034

I know how thoughtful you are. :+1::+1::grin:

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9035

Agreed to visit stepson #1 and family for Mothers’ Day. We arrive and they say sorry they’ve all got a bit of a cold. Have you tested for Covid? Didn’t think it could be. Finally test after a couple of hours of close company. 3/4 positive. :rage::frowning:

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Middle of nowhere, still got caught in a fvcking traffic jam

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9037

Bloody Covid. Again.

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9038

On the bright side, natural immunity will now remove the need for a booster jab.

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9039

Hmm you weren’t awarded a Plague Rat badge first time around, best I do it now then.

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9040

I am so honored and grateful. :grinning::grinning::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Now just need to upgrade my “I’m a Deputy” to “I’m a Mayor” before I go back to being a mere mortal in May.:wink:

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9041

HR telling me where my next assignment is 3 days after one of the lowest paid workers on the vessel they want to send me to has already told me they know I am going to go there.

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9042

Where ya going?

9043

I think it is a racing certainty that it won’t be on any of our bucket lists

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9044

Back to EG but a different vessel because I already have a work visa. If they had told me before I left for home on Friday I could have left a bag of offshore shit in EG instead of flying it all the way to the Philippines and now flying it back next month. Twats I did tell them they will be paying for the excess baggage fees.

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9045

Adverts on Sky - ffs I already hand over a small fortune and you start doing this

Fuck off

And the cunts have the absolute gall to offer you the opportunity to get rid of the adverts by paying them another couple of quid a month

It’s like pest control putting rats in your garden and then charging to get rid of the scabby bastards

Cunts

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9046

Its British Summer Time.
We are having Blizzards

9047

Good lad :+1: I recommend the port and redcurrant jus to accompany them :yum::yum:

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9048

That was on the menu at the nice restaurant Sunday.
Google translated it as Goose Gizzards.
Nope still no wiser

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9049

What’s happened to your mate who got arrested?

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