Nirwana Golf Course in Bali has closed permanently.
It is being completely redesigned by Phil Mickelsen and will reopen under the Trump Golf umbrella.
Bollocks.
At least I got to play it when it was a proper course
(From Summer Holidays Thread)
One of my daughters deciding to feed the fish this morning…with half a tub of fish pellets that I brought just yesterday.
Leading to me having to clean the fish tank out.
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Walking home through an unlit churchyard (totally sober) , failed to see steps down and fell very uncomfortably down three steps. Fortunately nothing broken (I think) but sprained wrist, damaged shoulder ligaments and a mass of bruises. Guess I’m lucky but it’s fucking painful.
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I stole this. Thank you
£9.70 to get from Central London to Salisbury on a Friday night
Fvcking rip off Britain
#coachwanker
Errrm that’s a bargain these days.
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Ouch - get better soon.
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FFS, that always spells trouble, have you never watched a Hammer film? 
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Doc said I should drink more in the afternoons - tea, syrups etc.
Ran out of Raspberry Syrup found a new bottle stashed
Mrs P_F came home went nuts.
It was 184% proof Cherry Spyrtus Vodka fermenting.
No wonder I slept for 2 hours even after diluting it with water
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Oops 
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You should put a bit of Chris Rea on
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Xmas lights still up. Bugger if only I’d thought of that
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Fvcking imbeciles
Every Nation has them
The use of the description “game changer”.
No further comment.
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E mail account hacked. Friends sent spoof Amazon enquiry?? and all my history deleted.
Cunts!!
This could save my marriage - please forward link
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Wish I could? Nothing there.