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Bertie making a comeback?
Exxon havenât turned the Wifi back on after normal working hours I have about 50 angry filipinoâs banging on the door asking why itâs not turned back on
fucking useless American company.
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Umm.
I may not be a tech nerd but if the internet is off, how did you post this?
Mobile data?
In the middle of the Ocean?
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Depends where his rig is tbf
I did not say the internet was off I said the Wifi was off
Office computers use the wifi bandwidth during the day so wifi is off during the day so desktops can access the internet at 6 pm the wifi is meant to be turned back on which allows the crew to access the internet Exxon forgot to flick the switch on the beach for this last night so we could still access the desk tops but the crew were wifiless.
simples really 
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Not available in the middle of the ogin.
Whereâs the ogin?
all the blue bits on a globe is the Ogin.
After spending a good month accusing the entire staff of nicking the boardroom pc mouse, I found it today in one of my drawers.
I now have some options
- Fess up and accept the ridicule
- Surreptitiously return it to the boardroom and say no more
- Double down and accuse the entire staff of putting it in my drawer (my current favourite)
- Hide it in my business partner drawer and then grass him up
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Bin it. Buy a new super duper one. Plaster your name all over it.
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And donât forget to charge it to the company accounts
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Fess up.
Not out of honesty, but putting your hands up to something so minor will massively enhance your credibility when a larger issue of trust crops up in the future. People will remember you opening yourself to ridicule in the name of fair play, and youâll get away with murder off the back of it.
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âŚdraws up list of likely targets
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Cor, what a hunk
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Best in Europe mate. 
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