Well, many are full of itā¦
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I try and do all my poos at work, and not during my scheduled breaks either. So effectively I get paid to poop and I donāt pay for the paper 
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Over here we had VAT on everything
Then when inflation hit last year it was removed from food products & cut right back on fuel.
But Brexit said you couldnāt change VATā¦
Anyway it came back in full on fuel and put fuel up by 10%.
But at least I can still take tax free shits
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Steal the bog rolls - did that back on the day.
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Last day of sick leave. Last antibiotics day tomorrow
Guys been with a group from Malta I was supposed to be with.
They were upset I couldnāt drive them.
And today made a new booking.
I have to take them to Karaoke on Saturday- free beers & get paid.
Lolz. Idiots.
And the weather forecast just said?
20cm of snow Saturday ffs
But you get taxed on your pay - so they are taxing you to have a shit
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I dont 
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Long before brexit was a twinkle in Goldsmithās eye, EU law was that once VAT had been applied to a commodity or service it couldnāt then be removed again. Iām sure that was one of the main initial arguments against taxing domestic fuel.
err no and never could.
I can now have a decent wank though 
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Supposedly having a teams interview with HR regarding moving to a different position but the fuckers have not turned up.
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They eventually turned up and want to transfer me to Schiedam in Holland for about 8 months then send me to China to build a new unit.
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Typical.
Bloody weather forecast was wrong.
Theyāve already had 20cm of snow so far in the mountains and weāre due to get hit with 30cm overnight. Mountains expected to get cut off shortly - lots of idiot tourists renting cars at airport and none of them have winter tyres fitted so they are all getting stuck and getting Ā£180 fines.
Muppets
The airport lounge has no vodka so have had to go to rum
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Itās a hard life, isnāt it.
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Bastards, bastards, youāre all bastards 
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Yeah weāre in Tenerife and just to cheer you up, weāve just had a rain shower. Warm rain though.
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Youāve got it easy. I went to see Saints on Saturday.
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Realising Ep 2 of The Last of Us had dropped halfway through Spurs Fulham game & Iād watched shit football for 30 minutes too long
Friends of mine are organising a Chinese New Year celebration and combining it with a Burnās Night supper - theyāre calling it Chinese Burns Night.
I donāt want to go but theyāre twisting my arm.
Iāll get my coat!
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