Spending / wasting the morning on a senior management āMotivating Your Teamsā course. Clearly weāve too much fucking money to waste
Now shlepping up to the City for an industry body meeting
Completely wasted day, but catching up for beer with some mates so I guess itās not all bad.
Still blaming the waterside then 
No she forgot to take the handcuffs off.
cough
If you ever need a Public Speaking course
Amazingly got a lead in from LinkedIn yesterday for a large corporate here.
Sent the proposal they are very interested.
They want a Teams Meeting to discuss details
Which is annoying as Iām on the road most of the next few days
Ta, but I can speak for Engerlandā¦.until itās not funny anymoreā¦.so people who are trying to be gentle tell me 
I have died and as everyone told me - hone to Hell.
I got given a steak for dinner. MiL got it on promotion
At Netto (@pap explained them so well)
Mrs P_F is neck deep in CVās and stressed.
So she put on TVP1.
Who are having a French Gala evening.
Basically Polish & French music.
All through dinner.
Sigh
Currently in the west of Ireland visiting wifeās family. Our ferry back tomorrow has just been cancelled and the alternatives offered are deeply impractical for us.
Guinness time then
Plane wankers
The cunts that sit in front of you and go full recline just as you food is served
The other cunts that sit behind you and cannot get their fat lardy arses out of their seats without grabbing the head rest of your chair and shaking it violently
Steerage fucking sucks
Steerage? Was there a mix up with your tickets? It must have been terrible for youā¦
The horrorā¦.
When that happened to me, I asked the old crone in front to put her seat back up. I said youāre 4 foot six Iām six feet two, why do you want to steal my legroom? Her husband woke up a said, donāt you swear at my wife, (I hadnāt) I told him to go back to sleep.
She said she couldnāt put the seat back up as Iād broken it swinging on it to get out of my seat earlier. I said, push the button, WHAM! the seat went back upright. 
On night flights I was a complete arse.
No i have paid for my seat I need to take meds & sleep I have a stomach bug or I donāt take meds and vomit behind you all night
Sister-in-law just tested positive for Covid. Weāve spent the last 2 weeks closely around here.
WiFi HP Deskjet printers
Cunts
4 hours downloading new drivers logging into HP account andā¦
Nothing.
Do it from your phone says Mrs P_F.
Nothing
Worked when I printed my train tickets in September today?
If I hadnāt had such a crap November it would have gone out the fucking window
I have a similar problem with a Brother printer.
Every time I come home I have to install updated wifi and usb drivers to be able to print or scan anything its a fucking pain in the arse.
Didnāt Epson actually name their early printer software āTwainā, because ānever the twain shall meetā? 
Phil v HP day 2
So last night Mrs P_F & I had a row.
I didnāt know how to use a printer
After 2 hours she slunk away. No prints.
Today I had a cunning plan Iād googled printer cable and while waiting for my passport photos to put on the form I canāt print I paid Ā£1.80 for a USB 2.0 Cable.
It fitted
WiFi off new drivers installed set as default - 2 hours later - nothing.
Was debating between making a Bloody Mary or jumping off a cliff when after 2 switching offs print queue deleted all on its own it printed out the form.
Only another 50 pages to do before Tuesday
The Bloody Mary is extra spicy felt it was wrong to let a printer finish me off when Saints can do it Sunday
Friends of Mrs Bucks - but even then not great friends - who will not take repeated excuses and silence for an answer and have invited themselves over this evening.
Even Mrs B hopes we run out of chat in a few hours so they take the hint and fuck off.
Roll on tomorrow