šŸ˜  The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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Predictably, the BBC report studiously avoids any reference to the racial motivations of groups of Muslims and Hindus laying into each other.

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Finding out Munich is still in the Dark Ages. Mandatory masks on public transport yet thousands unmasked at the Festival?
Luckily I packed some masks just in case.
Bus wankering on ny own to meet youngest for lunch to line stomachs!

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Oops.
Forgot my mirrored sunglasses.
Because I forgot about Dirndals & heaving bosoms.
Crikey.

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Nooooo!
How can Germans sing Sweet Caroline?

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Any YouTube vid with the word DESTROYED, in capitals, in the title.

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Badly

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500 km of unremittingly monotonous Kalahari. At least Windhoek has hiils.

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Yeah, I guess thatā€™d leave you feeling a littleā€¦flat.

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Trying to find some enjoyment from football after Villa and Italy, I took myself off to Eastleigh v Halifax. Here is my report.

20 mins. Halifax get a penalty. Right decision. Halifax guy hits piss poor effort easily saved by keeper. Ball goes up other end and an equally weak shot goes through the Halifax keeper embarrassingly. Lots of bookings for petty fouls.

2nd half. Eastleigh too scared to tackle and Halifax incapable of passing anywhere near the box. More bookings but no-one sent off. The sun came out but I had my sunglasses.

Result: Eastleigh 1 Halifax 0.

I hate football.

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Thanks for going so we didnā€™t have to :+1:

@BTripz surely a badge is in order?

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Yessss!!! :+1::+1::+1::+1:

I bet that four-eyed twat Howard was absolutely gutted. :+1:

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TEN DAYS!
FFS!

bloody 10 days quarantine and obv I had 6 days booked with Yanks
:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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At least you took a few Germans down with you, Phil. Take comfort in that :+1::+1::smile:

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2 world wars, 1 world cup and an Oktoberfest!

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Another 500km of the Kalahariā€™s special.version of nothingness. With Africaā€™s special version of diarrhoea.

Never mind. Tomorrow Iā€™m going to jump out of a perfectly serviceable plane at 10000 ft.

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Is that wise? :open_mouth:

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Iā€™ll let you know after Iā€™ve landed. Assuming my landing velocity doesnā€™t kill me.

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With diarrhoea? Yuk!!!

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Thatā€™d be a real shower of shit.

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Are you saying itā€™s still perfectly serviceable if someone got around to servicing it??