Iâm still trying to catch up the the latest episode of Pickwick Papers. I donât hold with this modern stuff.
Imagine my deep joy.
Returning home late at night after a long very hot tough day at work.
To discover tonightâs TV is the Disco Hits Festival, which you know who is avidly bouncing a weary Big Toe up and down to.
So, after todays trasures haul from Lidl (Bellhaven Stout & Irish Back Bacon Sandwich) I can share my pain with you.
All together nowâŚ
Can someone start a gofundme campaign to repatriate me?
I know every song theyâve played so far
Urgent medevac & Rishi therapy please
FFS.
Checking the best âdealsâ for our gas contractâŚ
250% increase at a minimum.
Energy companies making obscene profits and the government doing nothing
Flight delayed in London missed connection in Paris to Malabo now have to overnight at a Paris hotel.
Being tricked into reading BBC article â30 years of photos from Premier Leagueâ.
Bearing in mind the number of clubs having been involved in PL over the last 30 years, scrolling through Man U and Liverpool pictures just pissed me off.
Really thought this article could have been made more interesting by including pictures from other clubs - even every other one would have been too many Man U and Liverpool pictures.
Mmmmmm
Moules et Frites
Oh fvck
Tonightâs interminable music festival features
Polandâs greatest Wedding Songs.
They make Discopolo seem credible.
Most the ladies in the audience in their wedding dresses ffs
Due to arriving a day late and no pcr test on Sat and sunday I have to do 2 extra days in quarantine in EG French cunts
Toddlers on planes - absolute fucking terrorists
We had 2 on the way to EG little shits
Fried or roasted?
Either would have been better than the din they were causing bloody parents did bugger all but let them cry.
Should have got the cabin staff to have had a word with the parents- usually embarrasses them enough to get them to shut up the kids.
I had ADHD 2 year old and a 4 year old on flight to Oz via 8 hour layover.
Yes, they are terrorists, it was very hard to get control. End of the day, hugs work and violence doesnât.
To be fair it depends on the age of the kids I think. If theyâre really young, toddlers and the like, itâs usually because their ears are hurting due to the pressure, and when kids this age are in pain they grizzle, thatâs just a fact of life. But I agree, when itâs older kids doing it it drives me up the wall, especially when the parents do nothing and just ignore it, regardless of the effect on the rest of us. Which most of them do.
I canât understand parents who arenât aware of donât care what their young kids are up to. The kids should have freedom, as we did as kids, but todayâs parents and grandparents are the fuckwits of our youthđ
Agreed, but itâs not great when theyâre clearly feral and the parents donât give a toss.
Well, we seem to agree, via other posts!