Why should I hug someone elseās kid
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And how do you not get arrested if you did?
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This. 
I still maintain my innocence, whatever the court said.
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I think you will get less time for slapping them
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Never understood why long haul carriers didnāt have a kiddie class section at the back.
Worst was long haul business class last row overnight flight and a brat right behind you.
Not gonna be a problem ever again for me mind
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Ah, I just meant my own. Spent a lot of time getting angry and high BP with them. Then I discovered hugs were the way! I sometimes want to hug a child having a tantrum, but yeah I draw the line at hugging others!
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Dirty Dancing was on Primetime TV Friday.
It is on again now.
Ffs.
Still.
Letās me tell my Patrick Swayze story twice in 1 weekend & piss Mrs P_F off
Whenās this fuckinā rain gonna stop. 
Blame me, I washed the car yesterday. It was always going to piss down today.
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Perhaps I should go out and sponge my car down. Itās not been washed for months.
Update: Just finished sponging down the car, saving the planet by using rain water.
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Apparently Totton is under water - which is no bad thing
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We were at a wedding there on Saturday.
Itās as if the gods have decided to wipe the site clean. Which is just as well. Try finding the evidence now, Totton Plod*!
* Assumes Totton still have Plod
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Well, went up to the office in the smoke today.
Didnāt rain on journey up
Rained all morning
Didnāt rain when going out for a sarnie
Rained in the afternoon
Didnāt rain for early doors exit to pub
Didnāt rain on schlep to Bank Stn
Still not raining on way home
Mrs C_S and kids all making excuses not to give me a lift from the station. Apparently I have a torch to get me over Oxshott Heath -
Still not raining
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Glad to be of assistance Jackie. 
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Having to do mandatory Information Security training at work because it is a legal requirement!!
60 minutes of my time that I will never get back.
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Daughters bday.
Her present? The Tunnel Club at White Hart Lane with Father in Law, hubby & son.
As she says, 3 hours of free Moet is dulling the pain & she has been pointing out to everyone they get the lyrics wrong in that song of theirs
(ZDS Final veteran)
Annoyance?
Not there guzzling Moet and watching her repeatedly saying
Act you ally, Iām a Southampton fan.
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Grandson has met Pat Jennings, and at age 7+ did know who he was.
They are now BFFās & Pat has taken his Spuds shirt (GS is wearing his training top) to the changing room to get signed.
Iāll never be able to visit again.
Daughter is singing the SRL song apparently sat right behind the dugout
Is Harry Kane a really good footballer, and if so why do I dislike him so much, even thought I donāt really know him?
Comments please.
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Heās a really good world-class footballer, but heās played for Spurs practically his entire senior career. Therefore it follows that youāll dislike him.
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