😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Cynic :rofl:

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I think @Shroppie should go for a Sir honour next.

Then he can be a knight mayor.

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Ffs :man_facepalming::joy:

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There are plenty who consider that I’m that already. Mrs_S is probably definitely at the front of the queue. :rofl::rofl:

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So the boss decided to do a deal with a Qatari company for today.
Supposed to be 4 hours he said.
After a clusterfvck start because they did not request a child seat yet need one by law we wasted 2.5 hours.
It’s now 9 hours later still not finished.
I had a sandwich for lunch now starving and they have just now gone for dinner
, :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

I did warn the boss but nobody ever listens to me.

Turd of a day

So, there’s still two turds of it left!!

giphy

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:man_facepalming:
The Qatari family were lovely, but I really thought I was done with “south west asian idiot businessman working for Arabs”

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To top it off my youngest Son just found these in Lidl Munich

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Clearly exporting it because the British won’t drink it :wink:

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Work day with Qataris again with clusterfvck organisation by their tour co.

Mixed in with the final stage of Tour de Pologne bike race closing don half the City from 13:00 when I am supposed to take them around the City.

Still I have a couple of bottles of Stout in the Fridge focusing on those all day - Ice Cold in Alex style

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Lawyers

Fucking parasites

I appreciate the irony of this statement given that I am in the recruitment game, but even I don’t have the brass neck to charge £500 ph

Auditors

Fucking retards

They have taken upon themselves to audit our IT security (apparently they have to). Unfortunately the checks that want to see in place were phased out by us two years ago because things move on. They now can’t get their head around the idea that our security is far better that what was conceived dickhead who wrote their audit checklist.

I may have lost my temper

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They have banned orgies in the Langley Tavern toilets.

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Why are you lurking outside the ladies loo?

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Because there’s already two in there.

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Well I am not going to be lurking outside the mens in the Langley as I know who goes in there.

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You for one :wink:

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Well yes unless I need a shit then I go in the Ladies

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@PhilippineSaint #genderneutral

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It’s the 21st century after all @lifeintheslowlane

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