😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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Anyone know anything about this?

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🤷

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It’s a problem that actually sorts itself

Millions don’t pay and then get cut off

Demand drop

Price drops

Rest of us are in clover

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I also might get into the jumper business

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giphy (4)

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He’d be more like the Nick Frost character…

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Decided to keep well away from Tesco (Millbrook).
Last two visits to pick up one or two things - large crowds, tills either not working or huge queues. Gave up and went to Sainsbury - no problem!
Today, anyone paying with cash was basically unwelcome, and had to queue separately - again, sort of gave up, paid for my 12 lemons by card (ÂŁ1.50).
Goodbye Tesco.

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I take it the gin’s getting a hammering later? :thinking::smile:

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Shit Rain

Not enough to sort the garden but enough to piss me off whilst waiting for the coach to the cricket

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Ffs
My Daughter’s Puppy has more followers on Instagram than me.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgo-KaCo3iC/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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There’s a reason for that Phil :wink:

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Mrs P_F’s veggie patch is pumping out stuff faster than we can freeze it.
Also, this year the Raspberries have gone beserk, already 2m high and still going.

So she wants a “frame” designed and built.

Spent a happy half hour out in the Sunshine doing the design, strangely, looks exacty like the old monkey chicken petting Zoo plan.

But it has all the stuff she would need to order.

I’ve looked up the cost obviously so kept the design to the minimum. But it’s still best part of 2 weeks salary.

Which luckily means I won’t have to build the bloody thing - result

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It’s a pity Thistles don’t grow fruit, the ones on Baddesley Common are 6 or 7 feet tall this year.

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It’s the time of year when we welcome the valuable members of our travelling community to the area. Make sure everything is locked down and secure. Know of quite a few incidents already.

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If they’re with you then they aren’t here. Thank fuck.

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They’re moving west, albeit slowly. Camped around Southampton at the moment. Doing sites in Andover, Winch and Southampton presently. Heard they went into a Cala Homes site last night and took a load of boilers of the wall!! I’ve had about 5k of tools nicked in the last 2 weeks. Cunts.

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Sorry for liking that - the last bit. At least they’re going west.

I’m east, so probably next year :rage:

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Ha ha!! No worries!

As red diesel is now banned in excavators, forklifs, etc the white diesel is like liquid gold. They’re doing bowsers all over the place. Thinking of buying 500 litres and topping it up with a load of sugar just for the craic.

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Just seen it. Trying to replicate the campaign in which 17m refused to pay Poll Tax and brought the government down

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This is 2022. They’ll be too preoccupied with arguing about their pronouns to organise a proper protest.

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