Funnily enough the bus will figure in my journey.
Me and Mrs C_S used to live in narf London (& followed the nappy-valley trail outward to eventually end up in Cobham - but thatās another story).
Buses and especially the night buses were a great form of entertainment. Some of the characters should get their own sitcoms. Happy dazeā¦.
Iāve not heard the latest stuff. I assumed it wrapped up after Felix Dexter went, but you linked the lockdown special, which I still havenāt heard. It needs to become an institution that survives its creators, much like āIām Sorry I Havenāt a Clueā.
There will always be a need for DoLās style of comedy and there will always be people stupid enough to complain.
Boss called last night - River Rafting trip.
So I wear my driving shoes & a light lunch for 4 hours drive & 2 on station.
Wrong.
Guest were doing Cycling, then white water rafting & a mountain hike.
I have totally the wrong gear.
Annoying because I could have done the Hike but not in leather soled shoes ffs!
Anyway I did a bit took some snaps & we have a new trip to add to our much delayed web site.
Stunning place
Sheds -
Actually sheds are alright, however after around 6-7 years of neglect and lobbing things in willy nilly, eventually you have to tidy the bastard
A ball ache but not insurmountable
Then the Ayatollah decides to stick her oar in
Cue numerous questions about why we have three secateurs and four pairs of gloves etc
She is not buying my bullshit
The true fact of the matter is that I bought the extras because I couldnāt find the previous ones because the shed was in such a state. I think the ayatollah suspects this
Given the predicted extreme heat and thunderstorms later, we bit the bullet and got up at 5:30 to get the first bus into Granada and beat the conditions. All buses into Granada cancelled until 12:40. No taxi available. Early get up for nothing. Prospect of simultaneously being cooked and soaked later. Great.
Update. Apparently theyāre on strike today and itās a Bank Holiday tomorrow. So no buses. Incoming big taxi fares.
When I was there a few years back they were still doing free tapas with a cana of beer
And the more you drank the better the tapas got
So you would start with olives, then cheese, maybe some tortilla right up to prawns
The Ayatollah did a year at uni there and pretty much subsisted that way
We went to Galicia a few years back and it was still like that. And on this trip got a free tostada in Valencia waiting for the main tapas.
Checks weather forecast for Bank Holiday tomorrow
Looks good.
Goes to Lidl, stocks up on BBQ foods.
Gets home watches local news and forecast is now
Ffs Iām supposed to be in Poland, not fvcking Englandā¦
Itās nice here. 
And today, after finally getting into Granada, ordered a beer and a soft drink which arrived,followed by free tapas of meatballs in sauce with chips/bread. Brilliant. Lunch sorted.
Certainly better looking than the one in Penrith.
What films are they showing?
Fahrenheit 451 and Blazing Inferno
A fucking dog two pitches away from us has been yapping for two hours because its owners have abandoned it to go to the bar. Which is really relaxing when itās 9pm and still 32ā°.
Fir the avoidance of doubt, I have nothing against dogs. Just a fair proportion of their owners.
Trying to upload a 3 minute video to IGTV so I can share the link to Twitter so that I can share it on a thread on here.
With wonky internet.
FFS
(Phil? Stop using you laptop while you need bandwidth. Oh)
Fucking London office summer party. Having to speak with minions you really donāt want to (& vice versa)
And itās fucking hot and humid
Still, thereās free beer and wine.
Wankered obviously
Band currently making a hash of Stevie Wonderās Superstitious - plonking bass and guitar trying to fill in. Philistine audience too pissed to notice.
Now actually playing some funk properly. Go figureš
