Itâs not a hire scooter so I get a free shot at him. 
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Letting Musiala play for Germany
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What I find even more incredulous is when families are out and the âadultsâ make the kids wear helmets and yet they donât themselves. I think thatâs because when youâre older you gain an invisible cloak of protection that will save you when you drop off the bike ⊠
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ÂŁ177 to renew my passport online, but still having to go into London to pick it up.
My bad for forgetting my current passport runs out in 10 days⊠
No doubt the bloody flights will get cancelled anyway 
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3 Hopeâs.
Bob Hope.
No hope
&
Envelope
Fucking train strike on the day I have to go and pick up the new passport from the London Passport Office 
And you will queue up & some jobsworth will tell you that you didnât apply 7 weeks ago so you canât be thereâŠ
Apparently
I find National Express economic & efficientâŠ
I have a fixed appointment to pick it up. The joy of being fleeced by paying to renew online
Apparently
Not from Cobham
Uber methinks
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How much will that cost??
Too much 
When you make your Tassimo latte the wrong way around, coffee first instead of milk first, looks wrong and tastes wrong as wellâŠ
You see, thatâs where being broke helps.
No such problems with my morning Nescafé.
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Thank you, Niles Crane. 
Never watched Frasier so donât get the reference, sorry
Bloody Brexit. Entry to Alhambra for EU seniors: âŹ9.45. Entry for Brits, seniors or not: âŹ14:95
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Get the bus. Itâs fun. I saw something on a London bus that I thought was a jape off Down The Line, a series that @scotty and I share a love for.
Thereâs a character called Early D, played by the late Felix Dexter, and in the coalition special, he kept referring to @Shroppieâs Lib Dems as the Lib Dem-Dems, much to the annoyance of the showâs host Gary Bellamy.
I thought it was a joke, but there was a glorious black woman on my bus trip from London Euston to Waterloo during my last trip during a train strike. I heard her life story on that short trip. I think Essex did too.
Anyways, we both get off the bus and sheâs still on the blower and she announces, quite loudly (this time Kent getting an earful) that she was in Kenning-ton-ton.
I donât know if she was geographically accurate, but there are joys to be had during a tube strike.
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The BBC used to get regular swathes of complaints after broadcasting those superb pieces of satire, from people who assumed it was a genuine and serious phone-in. It was that well executed.
Wonderful radio, one of my all time favourites.