I would but I have a feeling you might have friends at The Daily Fail and we try, despite being high profile celebs to avoid controversy. 
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Fingerprints etc on my glasses.
I am almost OCD about not touching the lenses on my various pairs of glasses.
So - where the fuck do all the fingerprints come from?
Is there a fingerprint elf that goes round at night putting fingerprints on glasses?
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Probably Mrs Treebeard while youâre asleep - just to annoy youâŚ
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Some cunt called âUoqiâ setting up a just-eat account using my email address. Donât hey have to verify details before accounts are confirmed?
Surely his payment details are on there?
If so, do a lost password, get control and send 50 pizzas to his address on his dime
Yeah thatâs what I thought, no details on the account though so Iâm wondering how the account was set up with no contact details other than my email address 
Last year Mrs P_F couldnât find the exact BBQ she wanted.
So we didnât get one.
This year she had a temper tantrum about stopping at Hardware store to get one.
Then in Lidl changed her mind, got one.
Today found out only has half the parts, couldnât make it yet spent all day preparing for a BBQ.
So Temper tantrum and had to grill everything
Best bit?
Thunderstorm just hit.
So ate it indoors.
Smirk.
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I just found my first grey pube* 
Could also have posted in the âmilestonesâ thread I suppose but Iâm still a bit miffed about it.
*before any of you pervs comment it was my own grey pube.
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Thanks for sharing.
Youâre welcome but please stop messaging me for a picture.
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Out of interest, how did you happen upon it? Must have been quite a close inspection to spot such a thing. 
During my daily rummage.
Mrs P_F discovering I have American Idol on my backup streaming provider.
On football night
Just hopped onto the bus into town for some errands before inflicting death by Pork BBQ on our visitors tonight.
Went with the lightweight summer jacket. 20C forecast fine.
Bus went round the corner & just seen 1st lightning flashes from a now black sky that was blue 10 minutes ago.
Obv left the brolly at home.ffs
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You really should know by now
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Today is some family & catholic stuff.
No idea what but itâs a big deal.
Means I have to sit in the car in 22C in a suit for 2 hours while vestal virgins get sacrificed on the altar of chicken noodle soup or something.
Besides the sweat box I have also missed taking a bunch of Americans on a 9 day tour across most of the parts of Poland Iâve never been to.
All on top of yesterdayâs football nightmare.
Going to view a kitchen design, watching the Ayatollah fall in love with it and knowing that nothing else is going to measure up and that she has already nuked any chance of a discount
And the really fucking annoying thing is that I really like it and am struggling to mount any effective rearguard action
I fear my can kicking days are done
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Events that have digital/app based tickets only. I donât want an iphone/smartphone but it seems my ability to access tickets for such events is confined to this option 
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