Speedy boarders deserve ridicule.
Ever since me hand luggage disappeared into the hold because I happened to be the last on and the rest of the overheads were full. Which sort of defeats the point of travelling hand baggage only. As a result I am speedy boarder all the way.
I now ridicule those who are kicking up a fuss because their hand baggage is hold bound
Someone at work was explaining the various types of priority pass you can get at disney
Apparently the priority pass doesnât give you priority over someone who has bought a better priority pass than you - or something like that
Robbing bastards was the phrase that came to mind
And when did they start charging for parking??
This would also suggest that you are going to be queuing to use them
Theyâre for my daughters, surely you wouldnât begrudge them that especially having me as their fatherâŚ
Theyâve worked well so far
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Iâve now realised that actually it is easier to order the 10kg checked bag
1> It is cheaper than the speedy boarder, allocated seat, 10kg cabin bag
2> I can put booze in the 10kg bag on the way home and just wear everything.
3> If there is a spare/empty seat, people next to me rush to take it to avoid the great unwashed leaving me more room
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Packets of crisps.
How much longer before we are asking for a packet of crisp? The packets are getting smaller and smaller.
I remember Mars bars being the size of a small family car.
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Donât start me on Wagon Wheels 
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I thought the makers would rename then out of sheer embarrassment.
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As opposed to the embarrassment of being seen eating one?
They used to sell them at the bar under West Stand. Dell 1976. 
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Thought we wuz well 'ard.
Bovril & Wagon Wheel at half-time
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QueuesâŚqueues to get into the park, queues for food, queues for ice-cream, queue for drinks, queues for getting bags, queues to get back into the country (but no queues for rides 
)
I am all queued out
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Our (now ex) gardener not responding to emails or calls and having to cut the lawns myself (some on steep inclines) - on a very hot day! 
I bet the selfish cunt has got covid, or died. Unforgivable.
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Nah, heâs around - have seen him in his van.
Him and his crew have an average age of about 12 so I suspect heâs frightened of dealing with miserable grumpy old gits like meâŚ
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Generally speaking kids are scared to talk to oldies in case they catch old age.
What they donât realise is theyâve caught it already AND, itâs incurable.
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Cobham in âshit tipperâ shocker.
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Funnily enough I pay (paid) over the odds.
most other gardeners round here like nice flat lawns they can do in 10mins
Going to Bournemouth v Middlesbrough with a Middlesbrough supporting friend, in the away end, what a turgid, dull game of football (if it can even be called that)
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Helped my winning acca so one of the best games of the season for me 
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