This is true.
Though these days Iām finding it harder to slip a cheeky āscreaming orgasmā past you (ooh errr missusā¦)
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Memories
In Sandpit. Doorbell rings. I answer.
āOh hi, you must be Phil. Is Andy in?ā (My youngest)
Yeah sure, and you are?
āTony, I hear you have a big day with Tiger today, tell him I said Hiā
Me ???
Son " Dad, this is Tony, Tony Hawkes, weāre going round town, skateboarding"
Oh, cool you want a coffee? Was all I managed
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No wonder heās using a walking stick. Must have been murder getting all the way round Ireland with that fridge.
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Ffs 
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Aha, a man of discernment 
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āGarden Centresā.
Was at one today (for a specific non-gardening reason), and was horrified by the endless accumulation of utter shite with a vague connection to the outside.
Better description would be ācountry warehouse of a collection of utter shite and crap that you donāt ever want to buy, and you can also buy two cups of coffee and two unpleasant alleged cakes for Ā£11.50, and we have a small plant department!ā.
A bit of a problem getting this to fit on the signs though.
Only redeeming features - access for disabled was first class, and the ācafeā had a dog friendly area. Probably so there was something to eat the horrible cakes.
Luckily, my next trip to one of these places is my favourite nursery at Otterbourne that just sells plants, and the occasional ball of twine.
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3 more 8 hour days of me talking shit to go on the training course.
Trying to figure what to leave out as it took 2 days to reach where all other non English speakers get to in 1 day
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McVegetablething.
Got one on way home (& got a proper 1/4 pounder with cheese just in case).
Vegetable thing was actually ok. Ate most of it. Didnāt finish the meat product.
Ā£353
My new monthly energy direct debit
Fucking Putin - that is a bottle of Chateau Palmer every month and not a hangover in sight
All the anecdotal stories about Dubai, golf and Saints ?
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That only leaves welcome, biscuits and goodbye.
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To be fair they really bought into Paradigm Shift.
Watching the lights come on as they realised the world changed was ārewardingā, then their faces as they actually listed things that arenāt the same as a few weeks ago.
Was much more effective than who moved my cheese.
The car has about an inch of snow on it.
Itās the law here to clear it before driving.
I put my foot in the car to depress the clutch to start the engine to get demist going.
I didnāt notice the wiper switch was on.
Engine starts 1m2 of snow dumps in my lap & on my seat.
Oh how Mrs P_F laughed
And the kids & the neighbour.
Retaliation was brutal I swept a brush full of snow into her lap in the passenger seat.
I now have a wet car & sub zero temperatures
Not littleā¦BIG ANNOYANCEā¦Djotta skies a lob into row ZZā¦Mc Mannannnannaman waxes lyrical about how wonderful the attempt was and how difficult it is to get right. 
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Wahaca
Derivative, chain store Mexican street food, really piss poor service ( your average food may (& did) come out at different times because itās made fresh - ffs!) and shite beer.
Have in recent months been to ārestaurantsā on Southbank and tonight in Cardiff - both poor experience.
Avoid.
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Most casual dining chains are struggling from a lack of cheap staff - since the unlimited bounty of Eastern European Labour dried up, they have to pay a decent wage which is fucking their business model
Case Brazil - just avoid
Shit meat
Shit service
Shit drinks
Shit
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True. Still a half decent menu would go a long way to helping. Mind you the two places Iāve visited recently were rammed so they must be doing something right.
Itās spring.
Itās been snowing
And on top of that our pre me going away for work Sunday afternoon romp has been cancelled.
Due to a family of Storks deciding to fly over the house just nowā¦
(Evil Filip - do I tell the brother in law?)
I thought I would have a look at some energy deals
I currently pay 353 /m up from 270 in the last month
A 12 m fix price deal - 784/m, over 9k a year 
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