Ah but it is an official language, the version you use is rather embarrassingly, the Portsea Fuckwit dialect.
Youâll find this Google Translate extension of use: http://mybigmonkey.com/gibberish/
Thats the after party gear where the kids get fucked up at the least responsible parents house
Just find some transgression and ground her.
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Canât you squeeze into it?
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I couldnât even get a leg in it.
Bridgerton. Season 2
FFS, no access to Netflix on the big TV until she finishes bingeing
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So called 3D photographs (which are no such thing) on social media.
As you move the cursor over the picture it waves from side to sideâŚbig fuckinâ deal.
If youâre impressed by something so pathetic there is no hope for you. 
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When you say if youâre impressed by something so pathetic thereâs no hope for you are you talking about social media? Just so as weâre clear.
No, if you are careful what you post on social media and with whom you engage it can be a source for good.
If you post so called 3D pictures itâs an accursed work of the devil.
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When for the 2nd time in a week, you get dragged in to âassistâ on âa global levelâ event (totally different from the 1st) and canât post anything about it anywhere other than my next Pub visit is gonna be a long one for anyone listening.
Sorry, did you say something?
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May I formally withdraw any invitation I might have previously offered you of initiation to my usual WhatsApp group. Best be on the safe side 
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I accepted and am scarredâŚ
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BTW whatâs WhatsApp? 
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This site is very much the poor relation
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As in this site has no awkward moments when your other half spots you looking at the Nudes someone in the group sent you
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There is a lot less repercussions when you drunk post on here
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I find the regular âscreaming orgasmâ soundtrack to be rather more embarrassing, tbh.
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I might point out that your own output isnât always straight out of Debrettâs Etiquette Handbook.