I think that is exactly what caused the problem in the first place
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From Wiki;
Covid.
A fake conspiracy created by former TV Pundit & Footballer Matt Le Tissier to drive clicks on Social Media to grow his online video greeting business.
Apparently
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I have some interesting work next couple of days.
Mein Uberleutnant hapt gesolded mich wiel ich kann Deutch sprechen
Ich bin gefuckened
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Ihr Arbeitgeber ist ein Idiot.
Der sint nicht genug Englisher und Deutsch gespracher iditisch genug zu spracht Ja fur die arbeit
Ich denke.
Schiesse
Eh? He didnāt speak enough of either language to say yesā¦?
Ich wiess nicht
Oh fvck this.
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Ich kann Deutch, weil ich in Deutschland gelebt habt, aber das ist lange her und ich habe das meiste davon vergessen
Ach Schiesse.
Was habt ich gestartened?
Je ne sais pas
Ich habt gefallen unten eine Grosse Kaninchenbau
Looks like another thread that Iām putting on mute ā¦ can one of you post when this shite is over so I can unmute and continue.
Itās over Mr Grumpy 
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Bel kew nud saxako spoaxak sonso ug dumf bungick Ockraxactol. 
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When your suit trousers still fit after lockdown
So you head out for work.
And at 8pm realise it has got cold.
And you didnāt check to see if you could do up the buttons on your jacket.
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Donāt like Sherryā¦you obviously donāt speak Gibberish. 
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Oh, I do, as many on here will confirm
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School Proms. When my boy finished school a few years ago he said he needed a suit. Pretty sure heād not need to wear one for a good few years afterwards, i gave him 30 quid and told him to kit himself out at Primark. Job done. Now my Daughter is due to leave this summer, the whole game changes for girls. Apparently we need to make an appointment at some dress shop, go for a fitting, pay a shitload of money for a dress sheāll probably wear once, contribute towards hiring a stretch limo or some other ghastly āstatementā vehicle and buy some āafter promā clothes. FFS what is that all about. Iām leaving it with the Duchess after i expressed dismay. All for an awkward school disco where sheāll probably try and drink some cider for the first time and some rancid little ratboy will try and stick his tongue down her throat before she throws up in a flowerbed. When i left school it entailed being given a clip around the ear and told to piss off and not come back.
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Think yourself lucky. Went through the same thing with kid goat and her prom was cancelled due to covid. Ball gown in the attic unworn.
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