I wouldnât know. 
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Whatâs a GIF?
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Graphic Interchange Format
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Two birdsâŚone stone. 
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Surely thatâs TBOS, not GIF ?
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I generously offer to deliver Mrs Sâs car to its MOT appointment and walk back. The aforementioned lady was in, so didnât bother with a key.
40 minutes of ringing doorbell (she didnât hear it as was cleaning mould in the bathroom with Smooth FM at full volume), calling mobile (on silent in another room) and the landline (see mould reference) and even bellowing at the bathroom window (and again).
Door finally opens. âWhere the hell have you been? Expected you back ages agoâ.
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At least it passed its MOT. 
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Ladyslowlaneâs Nat West card reader decides itâs batteries have expired (No Power it reads) so she canât ratify an online payment. I say Iâll go to the hardware store in the village to get replacementsâŚÂŁ3.99 for two.
I return buoyant in the happy state of fresh battery ownership and install them âtout suiteâ.
She turns card reader on and inserts cardâŚâNo Powerâ
Fifteen minutes and ÂŁ3.99 wastedâŚis there no end to this pathetic headlong descent into the abyss on technology dependance. #bringbackcash.
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Have you turned it off and turned it on again? 
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The card reader or Lady Slowlane?
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What
You mean GIFs we canât access on Sotonians on a Samsung
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When you can only get 5 not 6 bottles of Cologne beer home because the wife wants some special washing powder
Not just on a SamsungâŚ
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I dare not suggest itâŚlast time she gave me a reboot. 
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Yes.
I even used my Invisible Touch
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A plague on Winchester cathedral for making 80 singers squash together singing Mozart in a space that would have held 130, with loads of room for social distancing.
We had already lost 15 singers and some orchestral players to Covid over the previous week, and probably will lose more now.
Bastards.
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What is this Covid of which you talk?
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