That bell is meant to indicate the start and finish of a lesson, not a roundā¦
Bastard āfriendsā kids who come rpund your house, fuck shit up and then leave you prostrate with fever, puking and the screaming ab dabs.
Bastards.
Being sick and realising that it is a fucking rest day on the TdF.
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An the sick bug, the joys of having children. Good way to lose weight rapidly mind.
Youāve got to watch what you say, too. After a couple of glasses of wine and an hour of observing a nephew of mine try to systematically dismantle my lounge, whilst his doe eyed parents gave him free reign, i collared him in the kitchen to give him a few little words of advice, after which he merrily skipped back into the lounge saying āUncle numpty says iām a shit, Uncle numpty says Iām a shit!ā
I was well and truly owned (if that term is still in use).
Hey, itās boiling hot, letās go to the beach!
Yeah, we could have a great day enjoying the sea and the sand - but shall we pick up our litter?
No, fuck it, letās leave a pile of cans and bottles on the beach and teach our kids that we expect some other bastard to clear up behind us.
Lazy cunts.
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why do they write on the front of Orangina bottle that youāve got to shake it, if itās just gonna fizz up all over the place? Is it some kind of prank? French cunts.
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Being stuck on the Metropolitan Line in the middle of fuck knows where because the signal man fucked up - probably sun bathing.
& knowing that when I get closer to central London it is going to fill up with sweaty fucktards ā¦
Because they canāt mix it properly in the factory the lazy French cunts
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Lol have you been picking up ur own trash??? What happens is late at night, the moon arranges it so that the sea comes in and washes the beach, and takes all the trash out to the sea dump, so beach is nice and ready for next day. I thought everyone knew that!
So what if I occasionally pick up trash on the beach?
My wife doesnāt understand me.
And I do dump them in the sea, eventually.
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The āis Barry a racistā thread
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The ignorant twats who seem to think that it is perfectly acceptable to play their music in their car at full volume with the bass turned right up and the windows down especially on hot sunny days. We dont want to hear it! Assholes.
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Your relative dies and along with many companies you ring Virgin Media to cancel their service.
Within seven days they send a letter to the deceasedās address welcoming ānew residentsā and offering to sell them shit.
You contact VM and say this is out of order as the house is still empty and we still havenāt had a funeral - they apologise and assure you it was a mistake.
Seven days later they send a second letter.
I can only assume they are heartless opportunists.
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Primary school teachers that make up a little āgoodieā bag for the children to take home on the last day, and include a whistle in the pack! Seriously, wtf!
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and the teachers who add laxative chocolate and viagra sweets to the goody bag when they know the kids are about to embark on a ten hour drive in the packed family car.
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The takeout cups of Starbucks, Caffe Nero and Costa are currently almost impossible to recycle.
Why?
Iām no eco-warrior but why allow huge companies to create landfill every day?
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Why allow small companies to do it at the same time then?
No one should - so the sensible approach would be to start with the guys who shift a million cups a day rather than the local burger vanā¦
Taking time off work you donāt really have to get a dbs check done. Told that they can do it between 10-4. Arrive at 10 to be told theyāre in a meeting until 10.30.
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