this has probably been mentioned as I canât be the only person who finds âbaby on boardâ signs in cars stupid and provocative. I go out of my way to crash into these cunts. I couldnât give a fuck whatâs in your car. Theyâve even morphed into having the kids names now, which just means that when Iâm crashing into these asshats I shout the childs name.
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I think these signs came about after a baby was left at the scene of a car crash (mum and dad being unconscious when removed from car). Still, cunts.
It says much about this country that before the Baby on Board sign was invented we had the Caution, Show Dogs in Transit one.
It always made me drive with extra caution as I wanted to avoid upsetting the sensitive show dogs at all costs.
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Originally posted by @Matthew-Le-God
People using #prayfor hashtag on Twitter whenever something bad happens.
If the made up man in the clouds didnât give a shit to stop it, why woulf he give a shit after the event?
If the guy up there stopped us all from doing everything shit then SWF wouldnât exist.
Hallelujah brother.
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Used to be one of Ben Eltonâs stand up bits in the 2000s.
His contention was that it was undersexed people showing off, effectively saying âIâve done it with a member of the opposite sexâ
Was that about the time Ben Elton went from cutting edge stand-up and political commentator, to establishment-hugging cosy author of bland middle-of-the-road books and formulaic musicals for middle-aged women?
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it seems Iâve been accused of stealing Ben Elton material and of being insensitive about children dying in car crashes. This must make my post one of the worst ever on sotonians.
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Yeah what happened there? I saw him at the Hammersmith Odeon and he had the audience in hysterics for two hours solid (I seem to remember a routine about fanny farts) but that all seemed to vanish once he made a bit of money.
Canât catch us like thatâŚBletchâs provocative post and Bearsyâs lame Pelle joke were far worse.
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Au contraire biggun. I like a fat fuck laying their greasy cards on the table.
men behaving badly.
I hate that programme. I hate everything about it.
Is it the original series or an updated version with new characters in it?
All of them.
(I didnât even know there was a new one. Even more things to be annoyed about on a daily basis)
âFriendsâ who bring their kids round to your house and then refuse to stop the little fuckers from wrecking the place, and then get uppity when finally, your patience at an end, intervene and try to get control of the shitbags.
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On that themeâŚchildren in pubs and their fucking parents. I was in the beer garden the other day having a nice relaxing pint, except it felt like I was in the middle of a crèche. I donât mind children and I donât mind people who have them. Just donât bring them to the pub. Do something else or get a baby sitter. No man should have their daytime drinking interrupted by some little twat with a whistle (who gives a kid a whistle btw? Assholes)
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Simple answer - we need a Junior Taser.
Not as powerful as the adult one but enough to knock them off their feet.
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but is it fair to punish the child? Itâs not their fault, theyâre little idiots who know no better. It wouldnât have been the childs idea to go down the pub. I say full taser the parents and give the child a swift slap but no Taser.
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Yeah, that would be less extreme.
But if we are going to show kids violence you need to really fuck them up so they donât want to get involved again.
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You should become a teacher, RB. Thatâs pretty much how I run my classroom.
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