Make Poland Great Again.
Or Phil. 
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Shit, hope he hasn’t delusions of Trump 
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Only Trump delusion I’ve ever had was thinking I could play to my handicap on his golf course in the sandpit
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Mate used to get 2 free rounds of golf for 2 from a credit card company.
Invited me.
Trump Int is a nice course normally £100 to play
We rocked up loosened up on the range. Mate says side bet?
Yeah sure says dickhead.
I’m actually 4 under for my handicap starting the back 9. Wind is blowing most holes are down wind.
10th? 3 balls in the lake.
Then it got worse.
Cost me 75 quid to take him for Friday Brunch on the QE2.
I DON’T GAMBLE ANYMORE!
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Bit disappointing- thought you were going to finish the day with Trump pissing all over you, literally 
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Fixed.
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Cunt.
Ffs 
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Our Xmas tree is being delivered tomorrow- a week early - some shit excuse about the local scouts getting them delivered early because of Covid
Mrs C_S also wants all the lights up outside.
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Remember the Good Life and Christmas being cancelled - this could be you this year!
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“Christmas is cancelled, Barbara…” would have rather different connotations today. 
Tree arrived. Just letting it settle before decorating/ lights up outside / Mrs C_S and YoungAdult#1 doing interior decorations. Thank fuck it’s only once a year.
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04:15 alarm calls
“Pie of the Day, puff pastry lid”
It’s not a pie then, is it. It’s a little casserole with a bit of cooked pastry balanced on top.
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Short crust or suet or fuck off
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Having to do biannual taxi driver tests.
Some psycho babble, pattern recognition, button pressing when lights come on, Neurologist Okulista (eye test).
Just waiting for the Orzecznik.
Everything in Polish, here on my own.
In my limited lingo skills my next visit is to Peanut Nick
So far so good
Getting tested twice a year 
that is strict!!
It is a Zoom Quiz, hosted by Boris. FFS.
Doh.
Whatever.
Seems tgevpeanut room was a blood pressure, heart rate & a pin prick diabetes test.
All passed