Mobile co send text. Your account will be blocked on 7th.
I go to store.
âYou have PAYGâ
Yes.
You need to put money on the account to reactivate it.
It has 5 months worth of money.
Yes but you need to activate it by putting money on.
Repeat.
For 20 minutes.
I did swear a lot.
I can get my money back by using my phone, but I donât get close to the plan limit let alone use up the prepayment THEY told me to put on the phone.
I told her I was reporting them for theft
Thatâs sad. So sorry.
You can take the boy out of the UK, but the boyâs brain still says âfuck off matey. Youâre not getting back to sleepâ.
Bread maker no. 2 declared useless - so after just one day and two AWFUL loaves, it is packaged up ready to be collected tomorrow.
Lesson learned - after first one, should have gone for one costing proper money, but stupidly bought one just a bit more expensive.
Yodel delivery drivers.
Had some cat food delivered today - Delivery instructions âIf you knock and thereâs no immediate answer then leave parcel on doorstep evening if rainingâ
Itâs dry food in sealed plastic.
House is on a hill and main living working areas are upstairs so donât always hear a knock etc
Was sitting downstairs in dining room approx 3m from from front door. Heard a van outside open itâs doors, pause for a couple of mins and drive off.
Parcel on doorstep
What bit of âknockâ donât the fuckers understand?
1st world problems 
Bloody useless vet receptionists
You can always tell the Patriotic companies employing BritsâŚ
How many fvcking times a month does Dirty Dancing need to be on TV FFS.
Did I ever mention I had a great chat with Pat on a flight to Dubai from Doha? Great guy.
Iâm boredâŚ
And not yet pickled enough for bed ffs
Are they as bad as GP receptionists?
Infinitely worse. Paid to have my boy privately cremated, got a phone call to say his ashes had returned. Pop to the vets and they have lost them, not sure where they are. To say I was not impressed was an understatement
. I can see why you might be a tad miffed
Yes indeed, understandable angerâŚ
Take clients to see the mountains, here all weekend.
Soâs the weather
Still, starting to see some flakes of snowâŚ
Oh good, some pictures of snow in Poland. 
Thatâs not snowâŚ
Just wait!
Youâre so gone miss the golf stories
Umm 
No.
Fake snow.
MPGA
Minnesota Public Golf Association???
