😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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Do you know what MG stands for?

7408

That Midget, you know what nipper, that would fit you like a glove. I was persuaded into one back in the 70s but I didn’t.

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7409

I could barely be persuaded out of @unionhotel’s bollocks in the 70s :smiley:

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7410

Yet another migraine!!!

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Don’t get me wrong, SO glad to have some work atm.
But :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: not all next Saturday night.
FFS not Ryder Cup weekend.
Bollox

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:slightly_frowning_face:

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‘Mallet’ injury to my finger, torn tendon, splint for 8 weeks, golf trip in 2 weeks fucked :lou_sad:

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7414

Self inflicted or the hand held down and abused?

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7415

Trying to get my sock off :lou_facepalm_2:

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7416

FFS :joy::joy::joy:

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Is that a typo?

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7418

I wish :lou_sad:

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7419

You’re a sock-related medical statistic now. You must be proud!

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7420

http://thackara.com/mobility-design/if-the-terrorists-dont-get-you-your-socks-will/

I am not alone :lou_lol:

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7421

:scream:

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Socks have cost me more money than I care to count in chiropractic fees

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I got injured trying to put stockings on once. I was getting dressed up for a “Vicars and Tarts” party in Ealing sometime in the early 90’s and in order to look my glorious best, had procured the sartorial and make up services of the girlfriend of one of my friends. It involved a fair bit of booze and dicking around with make up and the like. Obviously it appeared to him that his girl and I were enjoying it all too much and with me in just undies and make up, he came over and gave me slap as i was struggling with the hold ups. I may or may not have made some comment about getting my nob made up as well (can’t remember) and i do remember thinking i stood a chance with his bird, so i can understand why he got the arse.
Anyway, the cunt fucking ruined my hold up’s, with ladders and rips all over the place and gave me a bruised face too. Needed loads of make up to hide that, it did.

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7424

This is what you should have got the slap for -

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7425

Don’t fucking harass me, you intolerant bastard.

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7426

My utility supplier has ceased trading. Second time in two years. Wholesale prices up massively while my fixed price tariff is now worth sod all :angry: