😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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Surrey Heath

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Pervert.

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Enabler :wink:

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There is a God

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Shhhh.

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I was tired Saturday. 12 hours not 5 working.
Took the Van for Gas.
Used work phone an ancient MUI with 2gb Memory at a push.to run Maps to the gas station.
Got gas? Drove back to parking. Colkected my car. Drove home.
No work phone called it rang out.
Not at home or in car.
Saturdsy arrived at Van. Called phone it rang out. Nowhere.
Told boss.
Went back to Gas station after work. Asked if been handed in. No.
Today?
Boss calls. The phone has been found. Go to Balice Police Station. I went to airport Police Station. Nothing. Call boss. No not that one the Motorway Toll Station… oh wait.
On hold.
Comes back on. Wait at xxx.
5 minutes later big high roof Transit type police van arrives guy says get in :scream:
We drive around to park up Blue Lights on. All 3 of us in the back of a mobile office set up.
Laptop comes out forms are printed and bingo.
The mobile is returned.
How? I ask.
There was a crash on the Motorway yesterday. Near the Toll Booth. While on site Boss called the mobile they found it on the hard shoulder.
So I’m an idiot I left it on the roof? No.
The phone was found 3kms PAST where I turn off. Also no way the phone would have stayed on the roof for 15kms from parking to the Motorway.
Cops think someone picked it up at the Gas Station played with it and found it was a heap of junk and chucked it out the window.
It hit a car which crashed.
I just needed to show my Maps timeline to show I didnt go on that bit of Motorway plus they had run my plates against the CCTV at the Toll gate and knew I hadnt gone there.

Absolutely insane.
A very slight crack on the screen

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7393

Is that the story you’ve cooked up for the wife to explain why you were 7 hours later than planned, and that the two birds you’ve been showing around weren’t even there? :thinking::+1:

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:roll_eyes::crazy_face:

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Like most Sotonians the wife is smarter than that.
When told about the girls she responded as usual with show me.
Then oh Sassounia (some Polish word) and exclaimed wow, ,they’re hot, I hope you shagged them both…
I’d be really proud of you
:man_facepalming:

Yes. I know. It’s a trap but still…

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Risky. In my experience, keep it simple. Otherwise I (correction, one) starts getting details confused.

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In my defence.
The Boss knows the story as he spoke to the Cops :nerd_face:

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Good work on getting your stories straight. Impressive

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Indeed. We could all take a lesson from Phil Andery here, the master. :+1::+1::+1:

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How’s everyone’s day? I’ve moved on to N Yorkshire. Apparently there’s a view from our campsite but that assumes a lack of thick fog and torrential rain, both of which are very much present.

So it’s a TV evening. Except the local transmitter has burned down. So there is no TV. And no wifi. Will my data eke out?

And I appear to be in the doghouse with she who is always right, as I presume all the above are my fault.

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Weirdly, it’s really sunny in Dublin- T-shirt weather.

Was expecting rain.

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A word to the wise, from the voice of experience; this won’t be a great time to ask her for a blowjob. :+1:

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Noted.

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Fam C_S we’re due to go to the Featherblade Steak Restaurant tonight (highly recommend) but just got an email that the restaurant has had to close :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

Guess we’ll have a wander around Temple Bar and see what catches our eye.

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I was in Dublin last year - 3 places that I’d highly recommend: Mr Fox; Etto & Sole

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Will have a look & see if any are open

Cheers

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