The A303 
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Always a joy
Pretty much any āholidayā route in the UK during Mondays and Fridays
It was pretty much down to everyone rubbernecking at this (the pile of rocks in the distance):
They ought to build a tunnel past it - oh wait, thatās already been suggested and the crusty jugglers won 
Still at Centreparcs and in the accommodation- which has improved a lot since we were last her.
More importantly, I look beach fit compared to a lot here. 
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Are they still covered in Pigeon poo?
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Well, we saw a ladder up against one of the monoliths so assumed they were giving them a good scrubā¦.
Taking unused building stuff back to the store.
Mrs P_F puts the refunds on HER Cardā¦
Watching planes coming in to land at Krakow now back at 60% of its pre Covid levels full of local & EU Tourists, while you lot took back control of your borders and got stopped from travelling.
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Got the hat trick today. Started well enough: set off on the motorhome on holiday.
Less than a mile down the road, idiot reverses into the side of said motorhome.
Arrive at Brockenhurst and head to our pre-booked favourite pitch. Warden chases after us. "Youāre not on there, youāre on 14. (Worst one). Problem solved by refusing to move. āBut Iāll have to shuffle dozens of bookingsā Fine. Go do it.
Light the BBQ. Pour beer. It rains.
And Iām watching Saints live on Saturday. Things can only get worse.
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Informed today that our garden waste bin service is suspended indefinitely. Have 2 bins full that were due to go next week and already niffy.
My dads has already been suspended for 2 weeks and no idea when it will be reinstated
Whereabouts is that?
Yes we got that too - from Elmbridge, but think they link up with surrounding councils for waste services.
The offered solutions? Leave it in the bin until services resume or take it to the dump in plastic bags yourselvesā¦
But itāll be alright when all those new HGV drives Johnson has promised come on streamā¦ 
In other news.
And todayās latest bit of good news which could have been avoided
Makes you wonder what everyone did on holiday in the days before smart phones
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He says whilst on holiday on his smart phone
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Phone cards
Post cards with tits on them
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Donāt forget the playing cards - with more than tits on them - available from every tobacco kiosk selling phone cards, postcards etc so Iāve been toldā¦.
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a delivery of a box of Marmite crisps and the delivery driver said something has leaked on the box. they are soaking.