I got fucking mugged last night and trying to report a crime is nigh on impossible with automated system.
When speaking to a real person they didnt want to know until i said I was injured.
On the Waterside? 
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Schadenfreude is alive and kicking on Sotonians 
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What happened? 
You OK Babe? 
Hun?? 
Yep walking home from Blackfield British Legion to Langley
Correction staggering home
The planning consent alone will be worth a few bob to add to the value of your place when you come to sell it.
You’ll probably find the culprits on Netley View
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So, what actually happened then? You said you were injured?
Do you need me to come and stroke your fevered brow?
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They ripped the ring of my finger and hurt the little finger
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Yes please 
Bastards.
I phoned the wife to tell her I’d lost a finger in an industrial accident.
“The whole finger?” she asked.
I said “no, the one next to it.”
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Very good mush
More likely Heather Road
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We have a date when they THINK the Village internet will be reconnected!
4th August.
Insh’Allah.
Cvnts
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