Point of order :- Administration not agency
Agencies of this world 
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The Weather.
Ffs.
Welcome home 
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Think itās more about making a distinction between passengers and those who are actually working during the flight. Iāve been on a lot of planes but I donāt consider myself a pilot.
Iāve been in cars with my wife and she considers me a backseat driver, so you could say Iād be an astronaut if I went up in one of those āspaceshipsā?
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Yes.
Yes, you could 
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Gutted.
Kids have taken me to Nandis for lunch.
Luke Shaw isnt here
Iāve corrected it for you as the last sentence was not requiredā¦
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Checked in. Documents uploaded 
Aisle seat Row 6 yay!
Maybe a Kg over weight will be close having grabbed 2kg of sausages & 690g of Cooked Sausage Rolls from Lidl.
on the Bangers
Rolls will be fine
Can always leave the left over 300ml bottle of emergency gift Red Label I havenāt needed
Why 90% of the time it takes 2 to 3 taps to āskip adsā on YouTube.
Before anyone asks, no, I donāt have big stubby workmanās fingers, I am a bit of a flourgrader (Mrs TB is even more of a flourgrader).
I keep hearing some tart shouting about pelaton , whatever that might be.
Oh dear I just get, āThe Funeral Business has been ripping off the public for the last 10 yearsā
I think Iām getting age targeted advertising. 
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Barry would know 
Our builder has been alone with Mrs P_F
And suffered a heart attack.
Which means still no water for my morning crap
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Yes I know
And no
Not that @s
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Plumber has fixed the pipe the builder put a nail through.
For 4 minutes we had water until we found another leak
Under newly laid floor & tiles.
Sigh
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The storms last week took out a village internet cabinet.
Most the village back on line but not us in the middle. Seems the surge took out our local box. Which is a different provider who is sueing the 1st box who are sueing the surge protector seller.
Ffs.
So occassional 3G or H it is then.
At least my laptop is still in the repair shop waiting for a part 3 weeks on and no footie being missed
Ffs. Weather warning
Checks flights back to UK
Attention! Today and at night (28 / 29.07) storms, strong winds, heavy rain and hail. Possible power outages. Secure things that can be blown away by the wind.