Lockdown bodies combined with summer clothes - no one should have to see that
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Nothing.
Some old TShirts, a few new ones from zpolski poundland.
Shorts?
No chance.
2 pairs of Jeanâs left that fit.
On positive side 2.5kg weight loss in 10 days of construction work so hope yet
Snug-fit is the way forward -That, or elasticated fabricâŚ
I gave up fighting the flab well over a year ago - decided that to combat the rising girth the best bet was to buy bigger clothes!
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But keeping the old ones on the slim chance youâll get back into them?
(See what I did there? 
)
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You are spot on there! After so long I keep thinking I should cull all those that either donât fit, or I realistically know never will!
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If I did that Iâd probably be left with a couple of T-shirts and jogging bottomsâŚ
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Lost loads kept all the old stuff, then the move to Poland.
Gave it all away/binned it.
Would have been perfect now again
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Zoom in.
Say oh look Bambi
They have eaten EVERYTHING
All the plants, potato tops, flowers even the Cherries off the trees.
Mrs P_F is distraught so much work.
Gone.
Cvnts
Annie? Get my Gun
Circle of life innit, you feed them, they feed you 
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Dad, when you coming over to see the Grandkids?
Like I said, plan is in July, hopefully a road trip
But when?
I dont know, as soon as tge construction is completed and depending on the rules on testing/quarantine.
Youâre just making excuses not to come. You can isolate with us.
Oh ffs.
Yes but nobody can tell what the rules will be in 2 weeks. Itâs possible anyone coming from UK will have to go to hotel quarantine
Oh thatâs rubbish you are Amber you dont need that.
Um yes, it is being debated
So you dont want to see your grandkids thenâŚ
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Oops.
What Oops?
Oh FVCK!
They just cut through the yet another hidden water pipe.
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Waterboard emergency team arrived.
Opened manhole cover for stop tap.
Tap is sheered/rusted off.
Plan a get special tool from Krakow Airport
Plan b dig a 2m deep hole in the lawn to get at the original valve.
We wait.
Kids & Dog enjoying a paddle
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Meet Doug or something.
So now we found a square brass stud that should be the valve not been moved in decades.
Too much twist could take out the whole village if the pipe around the brass stud cracks.
On a Friday night.
Ffs
Oh obv.
The guy on the right is Dougâs Dad.
Dougless.
Youâll be popular, wonât you 
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A friend of mine snapped the tap on our stop cock once, he worked for the Elec board and had a proper tool to do it as the stop cock was about 3 foot down.
As it was on the pavement, not my property, I called the water board out.
They were digging our pavement up at 22:00âŚI was not the most popular with the neighbours.
Mind you I got a fancy new stop cock out of it, at a reachable depth as wellâŚ
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Surely you donât have to be told to replace all divots. 
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First time Iâve smiled all day
Bravo Sir.
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A week to go before I am meant to depart EG for Gods County and the EG immigration cannot find my passport which was given to them 5 weeks ago to have a visa put in
I may be late leaving work again
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