Think of the extra holiday youâll accrueâŚoh, wait 
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Is he pointing a gun at the head of the guy he made to dig his own grave??!!
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I thought the guy on the grass was saying âthatâs long enough, he was only a jockeyâ 
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Was sat in Sainsburys car park happily tucking into some danish vanilla crowns when 2 lads on moto cross bikes with no number plates pulled into the petrol station and filled up (to my surprise they actually went in and paid). I was under the impression that unlicensed/untaxed vehicles werenât allowed to fill up at petrol stations, and now these 2 cunts (who proceeded to tear off down the pavement into lordshill) can now presumably scream around the local areas at all hours for another night.
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Mrs BTripz asks me to book restaurant for an Anniversary meal.
I try to book online, nothing available on the day until 20:15 (which is too late for her). Same for every night the week before and after.
She says sheâll phone the place, online is never correctâŚ
Guess what happens when she phones?? Nothing available on the day until 20:15, same for every night the week before and afterâŚ
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Damn idiots walking their dogs in the midday heat. They shouldnât be allowed to own animals
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Yep little Molly went out at 7.30 this morning and 12 hours later this evening.
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At that time my lot were swimming in the sea and will not be out again until 8.30pm
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2 years 5 months ago we landed in Poland.
4 months later I worked out how to move my google play store account to Poland.
It was fine.
As you need to enter about 6 different unusual buttons I know I never changed it back. But the phone did it itself.
Now? Nothing. Stuck on UAE.
Which is a disaster as I need to download the EU Covid App. Polish NHS App & others.
Cvnts
Dishwasher lid down, daughter falls on to it, dishwasher lid no longer shutsâŚthis is all
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Ouch!
For your daughter and for having to wash up by hand!
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Feel my pain, ringing around and it seems not many people will repair this as the hinges and frames are probably shot to bitsâŚ
Might be a new dishwasherâŚ
Exclusive footage of the Gas Fitter this morning having seen the Gas Pipes.
Ffs.
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⌠Alice, 32, from Cheshire sounds like a decent shout 
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Train from Carlisle on time until fucking Preston. 30 mins late to Brum and missed connection home. Nothing for 2 hours. Now at Reading on 2nd of 3 trains and cant get the footy on my phone.
At least the sweats fucking lost. I need a beer.
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The character of our blissfully peaceful campsite has been changed a little by the arrival of a Duke of Edinburgh group of 43 teenagers from South London. All in identical green tents, one each. Itâs bit like an alien invasion. I guess. 
Weâve decide to move on.
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At least once, and there are many tales that will remain untold. And, to be fair, this lot are fine. Just a shock to the system.
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