😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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Or put your glasses on? Just saying :wink:

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Nice fresh cold snap, eh? Good thing imho, it’ll kill off some of the bugs going around. :+1::+1:

And of course, that’s the cue for the boiler to expire. No heating until the new one gets fitted next week.

And I can’t even drown my sorrows with a warming drop of medicinal brandy. :rage::rage:

Cunts.

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Having swerved cooking Xmas dinner am now doing a pre New Year roast.

Ordered food delivery from Tesco because of our covid quarantine (& I said my local Tesco was shite). I didn’t take the delivery and on taking the chicken out of the fridge I find the large bird I ordered isn’t much bigger than the 12 pigs in blankets I also ordered:

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Allegedly feeds 5
My arse!

Don’t even start me on the sprouts - clearly the ones they couldn’t sell / swept up from the storeroom floor.

:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

Still, they couldn’t fuck up the fizzy cheersđŸ„‚

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:thinking::thinking:

They usually reckon on half a pound of uncooked meat per person. You have comfortably more than that there.

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Draw straws
 loser gets Parsons nose and a wing

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Peasant

That’s per person!

:wink:

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Guess who got those choice cuts
:joy:

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Uncooked meat injected with a fuck ton of water to “keep the meat succulent”


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You’ve still got about three and a half pounds of meat there, even if it is steroid-packed and extra hydrated. :smile::smile:

Bang it on their plates and tell them there’s kids in Africa would be grateful for that.

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Already done- YoungAdult#2 has had a miraculous Covid recovery and has disappeared to his room with a couple of litres of cola and a litre of vodka for a zoom party with mates.

Rest of us have plenty of fizz and booze and an open fire. Good to go :+1:

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ÂŁ3.50? You cheap cunt.

Lockdown has obviously affected the flow of stolen Nazi bullion into chez 'Chez :slight_smile:

Happy New Year, Barry.

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I know - That wasn’t what I ordered - Tesco Central have received a strongly worded email expressing my discontent.

I can’t accuse @Barry-Sanchez of withholding the Nazi gold otherwise the death squads will be knocking on the door


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Last day of 2020 left me and one other person taking all the calls and dealing with the referrals for the borough with two managers and a support worker in a team out of 15 on a good day. So super busy. The old ‘it’s quiet between Christmas and new year’ didn’t work. I mean why anyone thought it would given our referral rate has shot up and the summer holidays were the busiest I’ve ever known.

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Dry January.
Everyone going all virtue signalling about it on Social Media.
BORING!

What’s more, it’s making me feel like shit today.
10 hours sleep with no bathroom breaks.
Now slumped on the sofa feeling like I need another snooze & Spurs keep waking me up by scoring.

FFS

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I have made myself a little advent calendar for it

Fucking depressing how many days are in January

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Do dry Feb instead.

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I don’t recall hearing anybody specify the year, only the month, so if you don’t fancy it this January there will be another in 12 months. If you still don’t fancy it then, I’m fairly sure there’s one scheduled for 2023 as well. :+1::+1:

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If you do 2 days a month that adds up to roughly a month over the course of the year.

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I needs to be done - my body is a sewer

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I am doing dry January