Unfortunately my humanity disappears every time I walk into the hall and get a whiff of its shite
Well rub some Tomato Sauce into the shitty area, rinse and repeat. It neutralises the stink…it works on dogs when they’ve rolled in it.
I am of the bring back hunting side the bastard foxes keep eating my sisters chickens
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BBC publishing article including statement from Sainsbury’s that freight problem will lead to shortages.
Cunts.
Shortages of what - let’s be precise so all the knobheads can rush out and buy up all the stocks from supermarkets.
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Have no fear, shortages will only be certain fruit and veg and we all know knobheads eat neither. 
I’m sure we can live without a kumquat or two for a few weeks
So its actually
Salad leaves
Citrus fruits
Broccoli
Cauliflower
that are at risk - half of those I eat under protest anyway
Just stocked up on lemons, limes, grapefruit and oranges. All for cocktails so I will be too pissed to care about the brassica.
Have Serco got the contract to print your Ration Books yet?
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I have no problem with shooting foxes, they are after all vermin. I am opposed to idiots on horses chasing the poor things. You only need to go out at night with a light and a gun, far more effective way of controlling them
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Anyone who argues Fox Hunting is an effective method of controlling the nuisance is fuckin’ barmy. The New Forest Hunt used to catch about 12 a year and if rumours were true most bred to be hunted.
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reminds me of the time we bought one of those leaf hoover/blowers. Decided to do around back of shed, unfortunately where the neighbours cat had been shitting for months. Could never use the hoover again. 
My mum’s mum’s family were farmers, used to refuse the hunt over their land as it would just cause a lot of hassle.
Sad to read that they’re deemed vermin. They’re just getting on with their lives whilst we destroy their habitats meaning they need to find food so will go for those really very handy ones in those sheds. Left there to take surely?
I used to work in a park and there were a few that would come to visit and feed out of my hand.
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Those bloody pop up box things about cookies or some such rubbish that you have to tick off every bloody time many web sites open.
So many even make it difficult with you having to tick two or three times before the box goes away.
And this was introduced to make using the internet safer or something? Just bloody annoys me. If they can hack the US systems, ticking off annoying little boxes is probably pointless.
Please tell me f I’m wrong and it’s all worthwhile.
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The irony is that by accepting them (and you have to) you are signing away far more rights than if they hadn’t bothered
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That is the look of a little bastard who has just had a shit by your gas meter
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S/he was actually looking to have a shit.
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I think I know why everyone kept invading Poland throughout history.
Cherry Spyrytus fvcking Vodka.
Cvnts
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Why are best before labels on jars almost impossible to read - surely we can just say there has to be a square patch on the label which must be white and the date printed clearly in black ink
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