If you need a drainage expert we had one pay us a visit yesterday…camera survey first then a colonic jet-wash.
Recommended.
but, but, but you don’t drink…
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I opened a virtual Rioja to go with my Liver & Bacon dinner.
It was virtually begging to be opened
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well spotted that man therefore I am doing dry January, February, March, April etc etc
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…and here was I thinking it was only me 
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Americans (and unfortunately the Brits) insisting on using the word “awesome”. Please can they all get a dictionary and thesaurus.
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Cool post man.
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Yep just the laziest misappropriation of a word EVER!
“The picture of your fluffy kitten may well be cute. However it is in no way awesome”
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Another one that grates with me is ‘Dude’. “Dude said this, and dude said that”. It’s bad enough coming from the lips of an American, but from a Brit? No way, have a word with yourself!
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Yep Dude me at your peril, fuckin’ hate that.
Chillax Dudes. be awesome
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Anybody in the UK uttering the words “can I get…” should be killed on the spot. No excuses, no exceptions.
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I would like to have ? Number optional please
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My son’s favourite at the moment is “I’ll take…” for example
me “What do you want for tea?”
son “I’ll take a pizza please”
me “You’ll take a punch to the kidneys if you use that phrase again!!”
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I blame the parents.
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You’ll take a punch to the kidneys too if you’re not careful…
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Some Polish geezer just fell off a mountain & the locals have all gone bonkers
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This just smacks of the Government trying to tap into that fabled “Blitz Spirit”
Regardless of how well meaning the message is, coming from the person who has an exalted position only because of their birth, do the majority of the UK apart from died in the wool monarchists and those eligible for the first round of Covid vaccinations really give a flying fuck?