Cut a flat side of a heavy duty detergent bottle with a Stanley knife and wrap some insulation tape on the handle bit.
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Or use a cancelled credit card?
Use the wifes uncancelled one and save money as well 
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Arthritis attacks.
I get hit in my knee every 2 or 3 years. Normally out of nowhere & different from occassional bouts of gout in foot/ankle.
This one hit in the middle of town last Monday. Normal meds then Tramadol did nothing. By Wednesday I was hurting. Yesterday was screaming agony, mainly caused by all the swelling from the damage done by walking with it.
Had to drive to collect stuff this morning- stupid but no option.
Now flapping about with a balloon where my knee was and meds I’d never heard of wincing as I try and avoid the pink Unicorns floating around the room.
Tesco at Millbrook. Had to go for several urgent Xmas things.
Hand wash containers and disinfectant sprays at entrance all empty.
Luckily had my own hand wash in my pocket.
Worse still - Tesco had a nice young lady offering all who went in some hand wash: as I was wiping down my trolley and doing my hand wash, absolutely no-one (about a dozen rushed in) took up the offer and just waltzed in without a care. Cunts.
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We are totally anal about that stuff. Use the shop sanitizer or our own, masks on and just push non social distance trolleys out the way with ours.
Tbh in the villages/small towns people are much more aware.
Meanwhile
Currants
Ffs.
Totally unheard of in this place. They dont even have a word for them.
Raisins, Sultanas fine, eventually after 5 shops Glace Cherries. Currants?
Nada. Nowhere.
Which means the Christmas cake will be “interesting”
Luckily the International shop had Mincemeat for the mince pies next week
Online courses that are broken so you have to click on every thing about a billion times before it registers you’ve finished the compulsory training you have to do. Plus you cannot find who to complain to about how shite they are.
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Just Google Contact us on the Serco web site
I have that issue with the company that employ’s me. The IT cunts are faceless bastards who never answer the phone and there shite systems dont work.
We will send you an E-Mail
I cant access my e-mail how will I read it.
We will send an unlock code to your phone.
My phone does not work offshore in the middle of the south china sea.
We will send it to your e-mail address then.
How do I access it then as I still cannot get in it.
we will send it via the company mail system. (snail Mail)
Can you not tell me the code over the phone?
No that is breaking our security procedures.
Cunts.
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Out of interest, how did they win 2 nil with no shots on target? 
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2 Hull City OGs FFS
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FFS indeed 
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Everything!!!
Even me?
Yes even you!!!
Sorry! 
Foxes
The fucking thing decided to take a shit in the leaf litter by our gas meter- I didn’t see it
I also walked it into the house
Bring back hunting
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