I am expecting all you big brave men to exterminate every single wasp on the planet ( or in the air ), I am allergic to their stings
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Just cooked myself a egg, peeling it over the bin and I drop it in to the bin⊠not going to fish it outâŠ
Too mad to spell?
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Sitting at home waiting for a delivery, original estimate was 1200 to 1400, has now slipped to 1400 to 1600âŠ
As youâll see from my epic tale of wasp hunting bravery yesterday, I am clearly miles ahead in the Sotonians wasp extermination table, in terms of sheer numbers and creativity 
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Itâs moved againâŠ
Mrs P_F lived in the sandpit for 18 years.
Unlike us Brits/Yanks she had no Polski TV access especially to all those hip & culture changing shows.
(We had Dr Who, Eastenders, et al)
Well, this week she got streaming access to all of them.
Bollox.
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The number of people in fvcking IKEA this afternoon
Ffs.
(Mrs P_F got an ÂŁ8 voucher. We had to go all round âjust lookingâ to get a lamp for ÂŁ8.10)
Aarrggh
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IKEA. Like an airport, only with flat pack assembly misery instead of a holiday at the end.
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Not been in one for years - I cannot imagine that they stock anything that is worth the eye stabbing rage that a trip to their shops induces
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Especially now they donât include horse meat in their meatballs. That was the only reason for going there, apart from Mrs C_S mindlessly stocking up on Femmen VĂ„g (yes a real thing - a shower curtain unfortunately )
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Never been in one, checked their stuff online once, nothing i wantedâŠ
âŠand now with the addition of eye-watering airport style prices, too!!!
Seriously, I had to take my mother in there recently. Theyâve always been shit, but they used to be cheap with it. Theyâre fucking expensive now, I was genuinely shocked.
Only in Poland.
IKEA = Meatballs
Oh no. Here?
Full on BBQ.
Kielbasa, Pork Neck, Black Pudding, the lot.
The lamp we got is wonky & leans at random angles.
Obviously
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When it rains internet in village goes tits up. Iâm stuck at home no internet & plan B fly to UK next Thursday has gone Boris up.
Watching Legia Warsaw v Qarabag. In Polish not improving the mood.
QAR just gone 0-1 up their #7 looks a bit Mane esqu without the pace.
Or tricks
Or nouns.
Out of interest, how old is your telly, and do you tend to watch it mainly when the weatherâs bad? 
2.5 years Sony Bravia Smart TV
Watched daily due to no tour work.
People-and by people I mean the hordes of idiots roaming free
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Tigger, could you narrow it down just a little? 
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