Bet all the girls tell you that youâre hot when wearing themâŚ
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Surely gardening has to be in the list of essential businesses
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Youd have thought so. Keeps people active & in the garden. Would also have saved millions of ÂŁ of stock at Garden Centres around the country & some jobs no doubt.
Think they missed a trick there tbh.
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To the fucking scummy horrible cunt who nicked Mrs Gâs bike from outside the hospital today, I hope you fucking get covid and die a fucking painful sad death you fucking cunt.
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Hospital = CCTV? 
Yeah theyâve got the cunt on cctv.
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Absolutely, Goat.
Get that tweeted mate. Iâm sure a bike manufacturer would sort Mrs G out with a bike.
But maybe fewer cunts and less covid, eh?
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This is sadly not an isolated incident, few of my friends from the general have been putting out similar posts on facebook.
Shit. 
I mean, thatâs great!!! 
Not sure this belongs in the little annoyances section
There needs to be a your a massive cunt thread
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When Iâm in a caring mood and hear stories like this I cheer myself up by reminding myself that the crackhead scum will be dead by next weekend anyway, no one will miss them, and the world will be a nicer place.
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4 weeks after the whole herbaceous border work. Bollox.
The (what was he thinking) Solar hot water system packed in due to a broken coolant pipe.
Mrs P_F is in tears
My fault I knew she had a bad back, I could have done some digging 
So a car alarm has been going off every 5 mins. I think theyâre probably in the block next door. Can I go and buzz every single one of them trying to find the git who isnât turning it off?
This may also wake up the other gits who play incredibly loud music in their cars at either 7am or 1am when they park outside our flat.
I hate people. I wish I could isolate somewhere quieter. I only live in London to enjoy gigs and stuff. Bit pointless now. Want to go live in a quiet cave somewhere now.
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This sounds ideal for youâŚ
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Maybe a bit cold but not a bad plan. A cottage each for me and my partner.
And it says you can build a third which would be ideal for in laws or parents. Sounds perfect.
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Couple of nice beaches tooâŚNirvana. 
I went to the Freezer to try & find some English Bacon for dinner ( it was yummy)
I took out Mrs P_F 's ice cream.
I forgot to put it back.
Should i tell her or just put it back 3 hours later?