Was a beautiful evening as well, sun going down, birds singing at dusk, stars coming out, then neighbours pumping out some faithless 
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Iâve been booted out of my local area Facebook group! Someone posted something racist so I and some others objected and the admin said that we all need to be more understanding of each other because itâs stressful times. I replied that Corona didnât make people write racist stuff and that his attitude was a problem. I then reminded him of the group rules, which include one that says things like racism involve instant removal. So he booted me and has blocked me even finding the group on the search function. Fucking unbelievable.
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Heâs obviously a cunt. Donât waste your time.
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He didnât say your complaint was âpolitical correctness gone madâ did he by any chance?
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Facebook doesnât matter, fatso, not even a little bit. It was designed by a geek cunt for the use of student cunts, and has been spread by other cunts until every cunt is using it. It is run by cunts, administered by cunts, lauded by cunts and criticised by cunts. The one common attribute shared by everybody connected with facebook is that they are all cunts, and there are no exceptions to this rule.
Hey I like it but then Iâm a Sotonian so de factoâŚIâm a cunt.
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Indeed. 
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Being locked in my âhome officeâ with a fly that has a penchant for roosting on me
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Ayatollah wonât unlock the door?
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The Ayatollah buying McVites digestive Lights.
If I wanted to save calories I wouldnt eat the bloody things at all- sugar and fat exist in processed food to make them taste nice - hence 30% less fat = 30% more shit
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Thatâs grounds for divorce. No question.
Scavenging trip. Garden Centre (I know).
Took Mrs P_F an hour.
Waited outside.
Got fvcking sunburnt.
(Not had a drop of rain here since start of March & hit 23C today. Yikes, global warming ainât stopped then
Trying to take a selfie video.
While wearing washing up gloves.
Take 57 oh (ah) for fucksâ sake
I can cope with the clapping but at 745 there was a pair of cunts outside doing weâll meet again, one of them playing a fucking violin. If the fucking Corona doesnât get them I fucking will.
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The little girl who lives across from us was playing âsomewhere over the rainbowâ on her recorder, which was very sweet.
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someone near us was letting off fireworks 
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Same here. Very annoying.
My Neighbours have a fucking big flare going 24/7 its very annoying I have had to black out my cabin window to get some sleep.
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Whyâs that a problem?
You wear flares when you go out partyingâŚ
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