😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Because he was called Gashton back then

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A cold shower
I need one after that Superbowl vid

And because my trips mean 5 & 6am alarm calls now but the antique heating doesn’t work until about 10am.

Aaaarggghh it was -7C last night

This time next year will be doing this:

Would love to be good/mad enough to be doing this:

Love being up in the mountains and skiing is the icing on the cake.
Enjoy and unless you’ve posted the wrong* video, do it. You’ll suprise yourself at what you can achieve. If you can carve on an Austrian standard technical red run and are happy to have a stab at black runs, it’s certainly not beyond your capabilities. It’ll feel good and open up more of the mountain to you.

* if i was good enough, i’d like to think i’m mad enough to have a go at this

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Love the cable car up to Bellecote. Quite how it’s still legal is beyond me

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Mobile speed traps - think I just got pinged in Ashurst

Seriously WTF is he doing out in this weather

Have you learned nothing, ffs?? Ashurst is notorious for speed traps. Like Ampfield, loads of councillors live there, which is why there’s a rigidly enforced and unnecessarily low speed limit. Always slow down as soon as you get near the Whartons Lane turn, there’s a very high chance of a copper just past the 30 sign.

Normally do - the day I am not concentrating, the bastard sets up shop

Oh well. You’d only have spent that 60 quid on beer, think of the good it’ll do your liver :+1::+1:

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Fight it.
Demand all paperwork.
Read it and you win.
When you see what a cooper has to fill out with no mistakes you’ll understand why. Represented myself three times and won them all.

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FFS that’s why god gave you cruise control. :lou_facepalm_2:

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Why? If you break the speed limit, surely you should face the consequences and not seek to get off on technicalities. Fucking speeding cunt killed my mate and the limits are there for a fucking reason. :rage: :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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And if they could legally show i did, i would.
They couldn’t, I didn’t.
Do you accept everything the police/CPS say, even if you know it’s untrue/illegally obtained?

Suggesting that the reason it failed was because the paperwork was not filled in correctly, not because you weren’t speeding.

And don’t widen the point to that boring “Do you believe everything you are told” bollocks, it’s not relevant. And yes, i’ve been pinged by a mobile camera doing 35 in a 30 limit going up Yokesford Hill. Fair enough, i was definitely doing more than 30.

Glad to hear you’ll take the rap next time you are caught. Let’s hope that is never.

I was certainly suggesting they can be incompetent and quite often set up mobile units purely for figures(performance and financial). Whilst doing this they often neglect to follow procedure.
That’s were i’d check first. Incompetence and negligence are rife.
The first time i’m caught will be the first time they follow their own rules😉
Hands up then. A fair cop.

Talking of hands up, i did get off one on a spelling mistake(sorry, but standing up in court holding the summons in the air whilst saying “i have no idea who this man is” was enjoyable). Other two were incompetence bordering on illegality(imagine not being able to show your device or operator were fit for purpose. That’d cause you or me a lot of problems. They just got threatening because someone noticed).

Well. The curry was epic. Dont think anyone else in the digs thinks so. Jeez it stank the place out.
Had a walk round town at night on my own, great vibe so many Schree-HĂ sser in town.
Go to sit on the balcony after eating and?
FFS ANOTHER Blizzard. White Van man is already stuck.
Up early digging again then

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If i ever get nabbed again, I’m going with this

But in court today, the officer claimed he was practising his driving skills to ensure they were “up to scratch”.

Is that what they call a precedent?
Free for all if it is.
Hypocritical cunts.

Still if he had put six bullets in the back of someone’s head, for the crime of “wearing a rucksack whilst having a swarthy complection” he wouldn’t have even gone to court, but would instead have been promoted.
Strange kind of reality.

Tell them you were preparing for a trip to Germany and wanted to hone your Autobahn skill-set.

Reminds me of this cunt. :angry::angry: