Having to up cash in tokens and get the Ayatollah to pick me up because the stupid fucking council canât be arsed to clear glass from the cycle lanes and Iâve had three punctures today
Maybe they donât have the funds to clean it up?! 
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Indeed often âStreet Cleaningâ is the first to suffer during funding cuts. 
When Liverpool decided to become a city region, one of the reasons it did so was because it had no other choice. As funded, it would have ran out of money to provide mandatory legal services within a year.
That is perhaps not a surprise for Labour cities, but I was surprised when Northampton found itself in the exact same spot as Liverpool, despite being a Tory council and not having the city region option.
The helicopter that has been over our building for 2 hours!
Itâs all that time you spent in South America. Theyâre on to you and your import business.
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I really didnât take up the opportunity on that business. Bringing loads of Peruvian hats and Brazilian bikinis (I sold quite a few on ebay on my return). Should have left all my clothes and filled my rucksack with them.
Me and my mate cornered the market in cheap alligator crocodile Lacoste tee shirts from Dubai in the late 80âssuitcases of them came back bought for 10 dirhams sold for 30 quid each
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Had another slight run in with that manager again today. I checked with the team manager and he said what I did was fine. But made me question myself a bit. Off on leave for two weeks so can forget it all.
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Another of my first world probs.
Sat on plane after being boarded pretty early. Then heard some shouting.
Turns out some idiot bumped into the plane ith a small truck and so an engineer has to check to see if it is ok.
This could also go in the little pleasures of life as well.
Flight back to work Cancelled as Manila Airport is still closed due to volcanic ash cloud from Taal Volcano eruption.
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Stay safe mate.
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Thank you at present only have light covering of ash here but volcano expected to erupt again
Yeah, they covered it on Sky news saying itâs very unpredictable.
Looks like a fart-fallout and follow-throughâŚare you sure itâs ash?
Oh yes definate fallout from Taal volcano.
Or the new house person is not garden trained yet 
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Back to work flights rebooked by airline with 8 hour wait in KL 
Is there enough Vodka in KL to cope with that?
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Oh yes
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