I feel your pain, brother.
I’m still going to dance on your grave if I score more than you.
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Could have a chorus line on that much width.
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Contd from Pleasures.
Not a single tip.
Not a cent
I feel a list of national traits coming on
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The point is Phil, they think that they have tipped you. Those glowing trip advisor 5 star reviews are considered to have a monetary value nowadays. When people take the time to compose and post a positive review, they think that’s as good or better than slipping you a few shekels.
Remembering to change your fantasy team only for real-life managers to rest all your fucking players!
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Did everyone use their wildcard before it expired?
It expires?
Yes I used mine a few weeks back.
I swapped my mother in law for your wife
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Is she good ‘on the ball’?
That I know obv as when I dont get a tip I tell them to do the reviews 
Long term though that is company money not going an extra mile money.
Still. Had an epic day today see my tweet on pleasures AND got a tip 
Has she blocked your toilet yet?
I’m using her in defence as she kept it nice and tight
Show some respect, you fucking animal
She flushes wet wipes.
Everyone knows.
Apologies. Has she obstructed the functioning of your lavatory yet?
No because she is defecating in the box I gave her, as directed. I think she’s appreciating the attention post transfer.
Best leave 2 out as she is very good box-to-box, she’s normally pretty solid but will drop the occasional clanger and can be sloppy at the back at times.
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This is the best post on this entire forum, including anything on brexit or the general election.
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Being home early from work and having plans for new years which involves going out at 10pm.
I’m just not feeling it.
Have a power nap and a pint of Punk IPA and you’ll be right as rain. Or just the power nap.
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