@Saint-or-sinner you donât. Iâve managed fine without much karaoke in my life.
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Canât stand it myself, especially the people that insist everyone should join in(you know the sort). If you lot could just understand the rest of us ainât interested(oh, can you do it quietly as well. It appears no one told you, but youâre all really shit).
TVs the same nowadays. Constant âlack of talentâ shows and ânon realityâ TV, which is just karaoke in different forms when you think about it.
Whatever happened to advancement?
We seem to have stalled 
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Not even close.
A couple of noisy Northern Wankers moves into the room next door yesterday and clumped about shouting to each other (is there endemic deafness up there)
The Ayatollah and I thought we would go out for the day to SĂłller on the old train . Wander into a shop - there they are
Sat having a lovely lunch in a quiet side street - in they walk
Go home early and retreat to the pool and the cunts have just sat down next to us
Fuck the fuck off
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Are you completely sure that they arenât stalkers? 
Somewhere in another universe, on a Leeds United football forum, a northerner is posting about this boring couple from Southampton who have followed them around all day.
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They will be complaining that their room wasnât made up because a do not disturb sign somehow found its way on to their door.
We check out at 6.30 tomorrow, so the please make up my room sign is going on as we leave
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Sneaky. I like it.
Un-fucking-believable
300 plus tapas bars and restaurants in Palma and who walks in ?
What the actual fuck?
Restraining orders in the morning
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Standing in front of the bathroom mirror to insert my hearing aid and it slipping out of my hand, falling into the toilet. It shouldnât be allowed to get wet so now i have to try and dry it with a hairdryer and hope itâs not terminal. Fuck fucketty fuck.
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Knocked my partners electric toothbrush into the loo once. I did own up to it. I have dropped a few pairs of glasses down them too. Learning to put lid down more.
So we have shit sack and piss ears on the forum
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Iâd have kept schtum and then laughed inwardly when he brushed his teeth for bed , 'specially if youâd had a little wee in there too. 
Top tip. If your toothbrush is in the same room as a flushing toilet, do consider flipping the lid down.
The alternative is a shit eating grin.
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Yeah they say keep it 6 feet away from the toilet, how do the shit particles know to stop at 6 feet? I keep mine in my bedroom, but saying that the bedroom is probably where I fart the most so probs not getting any benefit at all 
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Supposed to put wet electronics into uncooked rice #oldwivestale
Phil,
Not quite an #oldwivestale, as the rice is a desiccant and draws the moisture out of unit. Same reason for putting some rice in your salt shaker to stop the salt going into a hard lump by taking the moisture out.
Yeah.
But has it ever worked on anyones soaked mobile?
Yes the original dual screen Samsung flip mobile I had when I was a Dubai Saint use to keep it in my breast pocket and it went in the toilet at Rock Bottoms and The Ramada hotel quite a few times. 