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Women.
FFS.
She KNEW what I had to endure/eat for lunch.
She still does a massive Roast Gammon for dinner.
Just as Iām settling in to round 2 of Craft Ale tasting she delivers these.
Warm, fresh, homemade Profiterolesā¦
Demon Witch!
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Shouldnāt this be in the āApoplexies of everyday lifeā thread?
Send them to me
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Traveling day, especially when you have to check out of your room by 10:00 and youāre not being picked up to go to the airport until 18:35ā¦
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Gumtree people. If you say you are coming to get something. Just say you donāt need it anymore.
the xmas party discussions in the office. The organising has been taken up by one person and it appears we will go to same place as last year (I wasnāt in the team then). Possibly a theme night. Joy.
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Landed here with project opportunities to consult.
They vaporized.
Get busy with the driving.
Two of those old ops explode in my face today needing urgent work.
Luckily got a couple of quiet days until 11th August.
Strange times
Two of my colleagues having an in depth discussion about cleaning their elderly parents toenails. 
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Just putting the seat back in tha van to catch a snooze waiting at Auschwitz as the transfer deadline passesā¦
Hehe. I had a recent conversation with Young Adult Unit #1.
She was going off to a hen night and was treating the prospect with as much joy as you are with your Christmas party.
I will say the same thing to you as I said to her. There have been plenty of times when I have done something that was my thing*, have just decided up front to drop my pretentiousness and ended up fucking enjoying myself.
Young Adult Unit #1 took my advice and ended up having a ball. I would advise you similarly.
* Except for five a side football.
I spend a bit of time with these people. Theyāre alright and I am sure I will enjoy it. Itās more the lack of choice of the night. Usually someone checks a few menus and places then asks us what we think. Majority rules. Plus it was suggested in July.
Those are the issues.
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Outsourced job to Auschwitz. Italian family 3 young kids. 2 pleasant mid 20 Dutch girls.
On way home youngest kid vomits everywhere. Ffs so van off road tomorrow. They agreed the cleaning fee so fair enough.
Iād been giving them tour advice, girls off camping & hiking mountains tomorrow, all pleasant. Finish with Italians, girls still hanging at the dtop off point.
You guys OK?
Oh yeah sure, we were just wondering if youād like to join us for a coffee or somethingā¦
Well, I must be getting old. Washing vomit off car seats was unfortunately a greater priorityā¦
Hmm, the old Italian code for letās fangu! If that kid doesnāt vomit thenā¦
Yeah. Thenā¦
I had Goulash & Chips waiting at homeā¦
Along with my bad knee, bad back meds
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I would have expected no less sir!
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Goulash isnāt what Iād want to be eating after cleaning up a load of puke, tbh.
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Seeing 50 miles an hour winds forecast when you have put away your kite tent.
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Christ, that will play havoc with your hair.
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