And do you know what? He still knows exactly where that solitary hair is.
Ms bletch made him a map.
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Molly our little hirsute lady has just been groomed for the first time this morning.
I saved all the clippings for DanâŚIt will cover wellâŚshould look a little like this.
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Going out with friends for a curry in Shirley on a Saturday night.
FFS who goes out for a curry on a SaturdayâŚI canât remember the last time.
andâŚOh yeahâŚSHIRLEY! 
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London and tourists
Just fucking shoot me
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Arriving at the Air bnb at 8am this morning nothing.
Calling the client.
Bleach splargh we cancelled the trip by emailâŚ
Fuck right off.
Yeah they cancelled at 5:30am cvnts.
Anyway, rules is rules cancellation charge so still got 2/3, of the trip rate & an airport transfer topped that up to almost the full day rate.
Annoyance?
Meant I was at home.
And watched the fvcking game
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When you go out for a few drinks and pick what is usually a fairly quiet bar and they have karaoke.
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Iâm in!
Whilst I am out. We left in the end.
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Driving 265 miles to Burnley. Getting soaked. Watching Jack Stephens and Vestergard marking space. Getting soaked again. Driving 265 miles back home.
I hear it didnât rain here.
Cunts!
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What was the beer like, Kenny?
Oh no, you had to drive because your mate with the Merc let you down.
As you were.
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Torn.
So, If you arrive at Auschwitz REALLY early general admission tickets are free. I have an early morning trip. Clients have asked me to go inside with them.
I vowed to go once, pay my respects and encourage others to go, but never again.
Work v Conscience. Made tougher by fact Iâm doing most of the week with this family including my beloved mountain & rafting trip.
Has to be spur of the moment I think. Hoping the 4:30 alarm call helps make it easier.
I couldnât possibly comment.
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Guys. It is CRITICAL that we leave your hotel at 6:15 am. Please be outside at that time. There are huge queues at Auschwitz.
They come out at 6:35. Oh needed another coffee, went back to sleep, went to toilet.
Well, you probably will not get inâŚ
Oh why is there such a big queue?
Its school holidays.
What holiday is that?
Summer vacation.
But why so many people?
Oh fuck itâŚ
2 hours of queueing later
Well, now you have to pay ÂŁ80 to go on an official tour. And you MUST come out by 12 noon or you will miss the afternoon tour.
What about lunch?
Tou slept through that this morning.
Oh⌠I didnât think it would be so busyâŚ
Honestly WHY DO PEOPLE NOT LISTEN?
10pm call for a 4:30 alarm call job tomorrow.
After a 14 hour 4:30am alarm this morning.
Bring it on!
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When you get a broadcast warning about 120kph winds thunder & rain overnight dont leave your window open when going to bed. (Fvck me what a storm! Neighbours house got hit as did some trees by us.
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Late call meant nothing for lunch today. I went to McDonalds. I parked on their carpark. Had a nice Maestro Burger. Returned to car. Got ÂŁ15 parking ticket. Explode- seems the sign & machine saying paid parking isnât in ZTGEIR bit of the car park, itâs at the back of the building next door.
Cvnts
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Yeah there was a programme here about that kind of parking. I.e. a Costa next to a Macdonaldâs. You have to make sure you are in the right part of car park or theyâll charge you depending on which place you went into.
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Fuckery at work. Not my workplace, but the missusâ employers have just announced a consultation. The missus has to fight it out with one of her closest colleagues to keep her job.
Furthermore, the missus doesnât even do that job and her mate does. I think theyâve engineered her out of the door. Sheâll end up saying fuck yis all and taking voluntary redundancy.
Positives? She fucking hated it toward the end. She thought she was going mad or was being paranoid about her suspicions, so she feels vindicated on that front.
Also, I got to kick one of my best skills into practice. If youâre in a corner, and need someone to help you say âfuck them allâ, Iâm your man.
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Yeah we had a chat about it. Didnât sound like a place to stay. Hope she finds something better (doesnât sound like it would be hard).
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Looking for my jumpers and putting aside my packing for summer holiday for a bit.
She has taken VR and leaves next Wednesday. Good move; if sheâd waited, she wouldnât have got the extra two months notice.
My boss at work wants to see her CV.
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