Oh dear someoneās not bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, lots of fun this morning are they 
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Yep I gave her half of one and the swelling had gone in an hour. 
drake
Off Topic! Burn the Witch!
Drake is NOT a Little Annoyance
Heās a HORROR of modern life
All men
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No law says I have to restrict myself to 1 man
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My missus often tells me I am ānot a real manā, does that mean I am excluded?
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No.
Kids (5-7yrs) in car park chucking stones by the cars.
A quick āhey guys, dont throw stonesā.
Kids āokā
ā¦
3 mins later still throwing stones but near other cars.
āHey lads, dont throw stones as you may break something and someone may get very angryā.
Kids āokā.
They have stopped. For now.
Apparently theyāve been throwing stones in on people balconies. Pretty good aim.
Could be worse, they could be Palestinian.
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Matter of time until there are snipers on the roof.
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Go the while hog and get .50 caliber gun emplacements on the corners of the car park as wellā¦
Get this psycho on patrol. There might be some load bangs, blood & orphans admittedly.
Tiggerās a swinger 
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Taking group to the Mountains. My favourite trip barring traffic.
And its pissing down with rain.
Bugger
Thank fool there was no CCTV nearby or Iād become a meme.
It was pissing down. I opened boot of van. Makes useful smoking room in rain.
I stepped out, closed boot.
5 + bucket loads of water were on top I am fvcking drenched.
Gonna have a word with Mercedes via my lawyer methinks.
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Damnā¦too bloody rightā¦that would have put Sotonians going viral. 
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When the rum leaks in your bag. 2nd time in a month. Such a waste.
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Nothing wrong with sucking bag.
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