I canāt guarantee Iāll stop being a twat, but couldnāt justify the site anymore with such sporadic postingā¦
ā¦But Iām already back.
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The return of MLG AND GWC in the same week.
Bloody hell.
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The sick bug when abroad on holiday, all of Clan BTripz have been brought low by itā¦
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Cheer up, itās not all bad newsā¦Glasgow Saint hasnāt reappeared. 
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Summer and living on the side of the building where the car park is.
Weāve had the pissing men. We have the lad (who I think maybe dealing) who runs through plus walks up and down the small bit of gravel for the lols. Oh and comes in on his Santander bike in a very wobbly way. Weāve had people drive into the car park with music blaring at all hours. Tonight the waft of skunk from 2 lads hanging around (they went into one of the houses having sat running their car for about 10 mins in our car park).
Hopefully with some wet weather everyone will be back inside.
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Phone the police?
If where you live is private then get the landlord to secure the place?
Otherwise nerf guns and stink bombs ought to do it 
We just have a barrier and itās been broken for near on 6 months. It is a private car park but one neighbour has put a gate in so they can use our car park to deliver stuff to their garden and his lad can take his santander bike through easily. Apparently our management company are addressing it.
There is woman sat in her car outside having a chat. Not a resident, parked up on the pavement. Itās been about 15 minutes. Go home!
Sheās is explaining council tax to someone. She has repeated āyou know what I am sayingā about a million times.
Iāve shut the door which is pain as itās a bit warm in the flat.
Going to start looking at cost of a place in outer hebrides as I went 10 years ago and it was nice and quiet. Maybe London is getting to me a bit.
Edit - she was still chatting away at 1.30am but I managed to get to sleep.
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That doesnāt look very environmentally friendly. 
wrong type of fuse.
Should use a heavy duty Tampax tampon.
hold tampon by string, dip tampon into petrol and as it expands pull to top of bottle.
Light string and launch.
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I recommend a paraffin, it has a lighter particulate @scotty
Whoa @PhilippineSaint that is too high tech for me and not something we find in our household these days.
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Fvck you Duffer Brothers.
Fvcking earworm.
Goddamit
Yeah that bit was ridiculously silly.
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Men
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Waspsā¦little Molly had a fat lip yesterday evening after a fight with one. 
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I guess you know Piriton is safe for dogs when that happens
Woah Men ?
Is that just Mr Tigger, or men more generally? Not sure about just how hurt I should be feeling.
As a permanent resident of the dog house, @tigger displeasure of the male race is like water off a ducks back
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