The use of the work “hack” by all these media types when they mean “tip” or “shortcut”
“Hack” is what you do when swinging a sword about, or if you are a spotty nerd with a computer, or an old man with a cough
it could also mean a shit horse, a shit journalist, or a falcons dinner plate
But it isn’t a fucking tip. twats
The two men who decided to come into our communal car park and piss in the corner. They had to come off a main road to do that. Feels like not the first time. All overlooked by our flats.
Anyway my partner shouted at them.
Fuck sake. I blame J:Law. I know you have previously stated that crowds were a problem. However, I still blame J:Law.
He is madly committed at gigs, and while I respect that, it’s one of the reasons I buggered off the Avalon before he stomped on the large and already quite packed crowd swelling before me.
Do you have a hosepipe?
He is very committed at getting to the front.
Not on our balcony.
Shame. Bucket of water?
Left over Glasto emergency piss bottle would be better
I don’t see why Intiniki should have to clean up after them.
that was actually suggested tonight!
When you dont need an app to look old in selfies.
Three. THREE. People eating eggs in the office. It is making me feel queasy.
Buy some really stinky cheese.
At lunchtime open it.
Then go out for lunch.
Repeat until message understood.
It was amusing when later there was a discussion about the rank kitchen and loos.
I doubt they’d notice the stinky cheese.
On the way to work, do you ever walk past people that have collected their dogs waste?
European Air Traffic Control.
Ffs everything seeming to be delayed thus summer.
When you look out of your office window and see this.
Actually much scarier in hindsight. The actual fire was in a pallet factory. Found out later that there was a chemical plant next door, a fucking fireworks factory next to that, and that the whole site used to be used for munitions manufacturing back in the day.
Fire Brigade did an excellent job putting it out. Police did a brill job of keeping everyone away.
All these Emmy nominations I keep seeing them on line everywhere. It seems everyone has one. Who on here has one?
Dont need one.
Happy with my Press Photo of the year from back in the day in the sandpit.
Hmmm must dig that out was from the days America,had an awful joke of a President George W…
Here it is.
George W visited Dubai.
The National Newspaper didn’t run it with my headline. Dubai give Bush the welcome he deserves but used Dubai turns out to welcome George Bush
(That is the main motorway through the City, yes I did walk into the middle of it for the picture, at 11:00am)
It was the entire front page. Must find the scan sometime
Ah the French annual pastime to annoy every other European
