At least changing made Messi score 
but thanks
BT have McManamanamanaman as their in house victim.
Carragher is confined to Sky.
Obviously they both have the same scriptwriter.
Trawling around shops with the Ayatollah and her sister in law
Apparently White stuff, Fat face et al in Salcombe are totally different to every other store in the country
I am getting increasingly militant
Chin up.
You have the Bank Holiday weekend drive home to look forward toā¦
Just knocked the edge off with a swift beer and crab pasty
me and my partner often head in opposite directions in shopping places and agree a meeting point. He doesnāt have to go to all the shops I like and I donāt have to wait hours for him to try every thing on. Really he does take forever.
A mini tantrum has just facilitated a Pint of Proper Job and one of Tribute
I get how kids work now
SAS celeb followed by Match of the Day. I must have done something very bad in my past life. Or probably this life.
Just need a extension lead and the spare TV will hopefully be up and running soon.
Mobile phone/tablet - Netflix app. Sorted?
pretty much what Iāve been doing for the last 10 years.
Welcome to my worldā¹ļø
Hopefully Young Adult #2 will pass his A levels and I get the spare big telly in Septemberā¦
Enjoy it whilst he is away. He will be with you until his 40s once heās completed his degree.
True 
His Sister will be back in a couple of years tooā¦
I want to downsize to a one bed flat but Mrs C_S isnāt having any of it. 
Itās bollocks innit?
Society (ie Authority): You are now 14. Go forth and decide what you will be for the rest of your life!!
Child: Err, I just want to be able to drink beer and smoke and watch tv and be famous
Society (ie Authority): This will not do. You must choose the most absurdly over populated occupation that will saddle you with the most debt with the least amount of job prospects so you can lead a dreary and unsatisfactory life
Child: Err, ok
Society (ie Authority): Excellent
Child (30 years later): Dad, can I have one of your beers?
Total bollocks
Seeing the weather forecast for the weekend and having to dig out warm & waterproof winter stuff and repack
receiving your car insurance renewal to find yet again it has increased with no claims and the car another year older
Meetings/conferences etc that do not start on time. I am here on a non working day. Iām not staying late.
Fly be
Do they ever arrive on time - hence I am still sat outside Southampton Airport waiting for the Ayatollah