Nope the brewery is pointed in the wrong direction and getting twatted is apparently not romantic
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Minimum 4 weeks for an overseas passport renewal.
BoÄŗlox messes my plans up somewhat.
Racist that. I just renewed mine. Automatic application at the post office. No form filling, photo on the spot. Did it last Saturday, passport received on Friday.
Hmmm
Grrrr .
Made more complex because I need my passport to collect my Polish driving licence but they donāt know when that will be as theyāve never seen one from so long agoā¦
I might have to send mine back anyway. Itās not blue.
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Samsung/Android.
What the fuck have you done to my phone overnight?
Everything is different
Fake News?? Why is it my sister who falls for this shit hook line and sinkerā¦EVERY DAY 
She always finds something to OUTRAGE her. 
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We are still trying to get a plumber to look at the shower thatās not working properly. Iāve had one guy turn up. Just look at it. He then went to ācheck on his carā and didnāt come back. The one booked today got held up.
It may be quicker for me to train as a plumber.
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My matesā retired, he trained as a gas fitter but does plumbing
Heās in Salisbury infortunately.
Move house/flat to a place with a working shower maybe?
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This also may work in a reasonable timeframe. It would also work for the moth problem we seem to have (theyāve been gorging on a vintage chair unbeknownst to us). We would leave the chair.
When experts on the subject donāt get their act together.
Where is the effing Hampshire Cricket 2019 thread?
Why is our man not reporting from the ground on Vinceās 40. (Why does he always seem to get about 40?)
You spend 10 minutes curating the lovely takeaway (I said Iād go and collect as itās that good) and go to order and you just miss the cut off as itās a busy place that do quality food.
Ah well now on to booking cheap Chinese meal.
Realising that Iāve booked a ticket for a exhibition at V&A in the first week of school holidays.
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My partner who loves to watch these SAS shows. When Ant goes āweāve been working all our lives to save queen and countryā. No you havenāt. For 16 years you couldnāt join the army ffs.
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Everyone knows you can only carry one item plus a laptop bag on board a plane, so why do these imbeciles think that four bags is acceptable and then have a row at the gate when they are told to fuck off
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And Frankfurt airport is shit
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Used it once. Youāre correct, a horrible place(even for an airport). Only worse one i can think of was in Turkey.
People who face time on loud speaker
Use the earphones that apple kindly provided for free with the phone, you inconsiderate wankers
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As you may be able to tell, Iām a little tetchy after a 3.15 am start and still carrying jet lag from the US
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